October 21, 2008

Obama suspends campaign to visit grandmom; McCain says "Touché!"

A good grandson.

Is Obama now just rubbing it in McCain's face? Where McCain made the disastrous move to suspend his campaign so that he could go back to Washington and destroy the economy, Obama has announced he will be leaving the campaign trail to go back to Hawaii to visit his sick Mom-Mom.

It's gonna be hard for McCain to call this one a "stunt," even though it will surely win the votes of a lot of Florida retirees. Still, it's almost like Obama's using his last two weeks just to show McCain how it's done.

Take our poll: How else can we expect Obama will take McCain's mistakes and turn them into big successes?

In the final two weeks, how else will Obama take McCain's wrongs and show him how to do 'em right?
Obama will be captured and held prisoner in Iraq, except he will escape, free all of his fellow prisoners, and suffer no injuries that make him walk around funny
Someone at his rally will say something incendiary. Obama will stop and say, "That's not right," instantly putting an end to hatred and intolerance in politics
Obama will hear his running mate tell a blatant lie and he will say to his running mate, "That's inaccurate," instantly putting an end to dishonesty in politics
When given the opportunity to have someone with the likability of Rudy Giuliani or Cindy McCain campaign for him, Obama will laugh hysterically
Obama will age gracefully

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
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Maxx
posted 3:12 pm on 10/21/2008
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Obama will take McCain's wrong of running a presidential campaign, and then show him how to do it right by actually winning.

beansly
posted 12:46 pm on 10/21/2008
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To show his "equal pay for equal work" chops, he'll raise Sarah Palin's wages to that of a MALE nurse who changes the diapers of a doddering, cantankerous old POW.

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