October 24, 2008
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23/6 Hacked by Ashley Todd supporter!

Look what we found, carved in our website this morning.

Ashley Todd might have made it all up. But she didn't admit to it soon enough before some McCain supporters decided to get revenge!

We swear, we just popped by to update our site, albeit maybe at the wrong time of day, but we're stubborn like that. And then all of a sudden, someone hacked in! Apparently they saw our video about Al Qaeda supporting McCain and the hacker shouted, "You're one of those Obama sites!" Then the hacker held the site down, scratched a "J" (for JOHN!!!) into the homepage, then maybe sexually assaulted the site or maybe not because the site may or may not have been unconscious.

We swear to God. We'll even show you our twitter feed!

Posted by: 236.com Staff and McCain supporters
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Bobulon - 1 Reply
posted 2:50 am on 10/25/2008
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Has a website ever had an abortion?

replying to Bobulon; posted 9:18 pm on 10/25/2008
Um... every other piece I write?
HypeTyson - 1 Reply
posted 10:40 pm on 10/24/2008
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Holy Socialists Batman! I just realized what I'm going to be for Halloween. Anyone have a brown wig, razor blade, and a mirror that I can borrow?

replying to HypeTyson; posted 9:24 pm on 10/25/2008
You better not show up at the same Halloween party I'm going to, then. I don't want any competition.
BrendanM
posted 8:50 pm on 10/24/2008
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Without the race-baiting element, this just seems to lack the oomph of the Ashley Todd story. Can't you make the hacker Puerto Rican or something? Or even better, an Eskimo?

Mechamania - 3 Replies
posted 6:58 pm on 10/24/2008
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Why would an Ashley Todd supporter scratch a "'J' (for JOHN!!!)" on the website?

Makes no sense, any way you slice it.

Is her name "Ashley John Todd?" That would be perhaps the most unfortunate thing uncovered in this debacle.

Or are you just making this story up?

replying to Mechamania; posted 8:01 pm on 10/24/2008
We won't admit it's a hoax until Drudge puts us on his homepage.
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Maxx
posted 3:20 pm on 10/24/2008
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JESUS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

BlueGirlRedState
posted 3:11 pm on 10/24/2008
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It looks rather like someone tried to catch McCain through the nose with a fishing hook. Hopefully, if they did catch him...they didn't throw him back into the lake with all of us regular non-insane fishes.

beansly
posted 2:46 pm on 10/24/2008
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I can't believe Joe Biden sexually assaulted 236!

nextyearsgirl
posted 2:39 pm on 10/24/2008
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Sexually assaulting a website is true hacker ingenuity.

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