October 24, 2008
Election 2008

Name Sarah Palin's TV show!

Get used to seeing this.

If you were thinking that come November 4th Sarah Palin would finally be sent the eff back to Alaska, don't get your hopes up. You've been so excited to watch her weekly trainwreck that her TV ratings have been through the roof. Which means she can expect the elite Hollywood media to offer her her own talk show around 5 minutes after McCain delivers his concession speech.

If we're gonna be stuck with having Sarah Palin on our TV's, we should at least be given some say in what her show should be called. Take our poll and tell Sarah what she should name her show:

Name Sarah Palin's TV Show
"Pallin' Around" with Palin
"Talkin' like it's 1952" with Sarah Palin
"What a Cunt!" with Sarah Palin
"Yeah, And, Also" with Sarah Palin
"Fuck You, Katie" with Sarah Palin
"Trig Onometry"
"Book Chat, with Sarah, Piper and Levi"
"Grandbabymama"
"Deadliest Snatch"
"Unplanned Parenthood"
"Good Morning Alaska"
"Veep Talk" with Sarah Palin (recurring segment, "Bristol 'n Kristol")
"Under The Umbrella of Souffle Creation"
"Talky Moms"
"The Cancer on the GOP Show"
"Wasilla 99652"
"Golly!" with Sarah Palin and Joey Fatone
"You Betcha!" with Sarah Palin
"Who Wants To Be A National Embarrassment?"

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paulfree17
posted 2:56 pm on 10/28/2008
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How about Foxy and Bullwinkle?

hopenation
posted 2:22 am on 10/28/2008
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what about:

Governator: The Sarah Palin Chronicles

gerix
posted 5:11 pm on 10/27/2008
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Reply to LTCJeffWhite who tells us....
"God is the Author of science and all the rest of reality."

So why are Republicans, who claim God as their mascot,
both anti-science and anti-reality???

mousie
posted 3:00 pm on 10/27/2008
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Maybe an educational show called GED 101 Later it would become known as 'get er done'

LTCJeffWhite
posted 3:25 pm on 10/26/2008
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Interesting.

It seems this is a blog for opinions with which you agree only.

And yet, you support "Democrats"

Ironic.

LTCJeffWhite - 1 Reply
posted 3:15 pm on 10/26/2008
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Perhaps we should call it:
"The Unvictim: How Feminism Only Applies to Liberals"

Maybe: "'Ad Hominem' the Left's Approach to Sarah Palin"

How about: "Politics of Hate: Leftwing Style - Target Number 234,543"

Or: "The Slow Attempted Destruction of a Real American Woman: the DNC Finally Finds One"

Or maybe you could all just star in it yourself - (that would be lower budget), and you could call it simply: "Hypocrisy"

replying to LTCJeffWhite; posted 11:25 am on 10/27/2008
Yea, right. She's soooo scary qualified. And a Successionist. And associates with witchhunters. And she lies, and abuses power, and rejects science. You people are an embarrassment to politics. You've got another week left and then you can go away for a generattion or so til everyone forgets how BAD YOU SCREWED UP THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!
Jingo
posted 1:11 pm on 10/26/2008
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Thank God Sarah Palin will not get that boring job of Vice President. She likes keeping busy and already has enough TV show pitches to make Ryan Seacrest say "WTF, enough already."

Here is a list of just a few ideas brewing in that teacup of a brain of hers:

Host a rountable discussion show on political and legal issues called "Consti-what-now?"

A new QVC reality show "Ice Road Shoppers"

A trivia game show for kids called "Are you smarter than Sarah Palin?.. Probably."

She will also be doing several segments for a new "How-To" series on the Travel Channel including "How to tour Russia without leaving Alaska," "How to Turn Your Vacation Abroad Into Foreign Policy Experience," and "How to Keep Smelly Foreign Leaders From Groping You at the UN."

Sarah may also take a behind-the-camera role as producer for shows such as "Witch Hunting with Thomas Muthee" and "Dinosaur Myths" starring Bill Nigh the Creationist Guy.

Ultimately, I think her only chance at TV success will be to continue to interact with her base... you know, the real Americans. Therefore, I think it would be a wise career move for her to take over the Jerry Springer Show.

Jingo
posted 1:08 pm on 10/26/2008
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Thank God Sarah Palin will not get that boring job of Vice President. She likes keeping busy and already has enough TV show

pitches to make Ryan Seacrest say "WTF, enough already."

Here is a list of just a few ideas brewing in that teacup of a brain of hers:

Host a rountable discussion show on political and legal issues called "Consti-what-now?"

A new QVC reality show "Ice Road Shoppers"

A trivia game show for kids called "Are you smarter than Sarah Palin?... Probably."

She will also be doing several segments for a new "How-To" series on the Travel Channel including "How to tour Russia without

leaving Alaska," "How to Turn Your Vacation Abroad Into Foreign Policy Experience," and "How to Keep Smelly Foreign Leaders

From Groping You at the UN."

Sarah may also take a behind-the-camera role as producer for shows such as "Witch Hunting with Thomas Muthee" and "Dinosaur

Myths" starring Bill Nigh the Creationist Guy.


Ultimately, I think her only chance at TV success will be to continue to interact with her base... you know, the real

Americans. Therefore, I think it would be a wise career move for her to take over the Jerry Springer Show.

dipsearunner - 1 Reply
posted 3:10 am on 10/26/2008
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Palin's TV Show, call it "Eskimo Pie". And cancel it in the middle of the 1st program!

replying to dipsearunner; posted 3:22 pm on 10/26/2008
So, it's cool now to sling Native American insults?

You guys are everything we ever wanted in political activism -- thoughtless insult, attack, and mindless hate.

Everything you accuse the other side of being - you are.

And gaining power for yourself will solve nothing - because power, as you should no, is no end in itself - and having it only makes bad people worse.

Bad people. That would appear to be most of the folks posting here.

But what am I thinking?

I'm sure you'll never read this, because you'll never allow it to be posted - once again, total hypocrisy.

I am for freedom. I have fought for it for 27 years.

What are you for, but power?
ZCommonSense1
posted 11:26 pm on 10/25/2008
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"Denser Than Granite" with Sarah Palin

Steamboater
posted 9:27 pm on 10/25/2008
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I think "Northern Exposure" with Sarah Palin would be good but make sure it's under the category of Incurable Diseases.

gerix
posted 8:05 pm on 10/25/2008
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How about "Fascism for Dummies"?

foxisms
posted 6:50 pm on 10/25/2008
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The show should be called: "Thinks but no thinks, with Sarah Pain".

hwwesq - 1 Reply
posted 6:01 pm on 10/25/2008
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"FAITH - the anti-Reality Show"

replying to hwwesq; posted 3:25 pm on 10/26/2008
God is the Author of science and all the rest of reality. Humanism is your religion, apparently. Better to be overt about one's faith.

"That God which created us, gave us liberty at the same time."

Thomas Jefferson
iMissMollyIvins
posted 3:57 pm on 10/25/2008
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So

iMissMollyIvins - 2 Replies
posted 3:53 pm on 10/25/2008
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I'd like to write-in, "Deep Thoughts with Sarah Palin"

replying to iMissMollyIvins; posted 3:58 pm on 10/25/2008
... And also, "So You Think You Can Govern"
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Dogger
posted 9:34 am on 10/25/2008
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A reality show called "Who's Pregnant Now?"

gap
posted 1:23 pm on 10/24/2008
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I told you so! I wrote a article guessing at Palin's future last week and this came up as the most likely possibility.
Read this to see other possible career moves:
http://rumorreport.com/2008/10/20/coming-soon-to-a-tv-near-you-the-sarah-palin-show-2/

DoctorD - 1 Reply
posted 1:19 pm on 10/24/2008
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I've already pitched their new show on my blog (http://doctordsworld.blogspot.com/2008/09/nanny.html): A revival of "The Nanny" with Sarah as the nanny, and McCain as McGeezer, with kids and a patient British butler. Lots of hijinx involving caviar, way expensive clothes such as wolf-fur coats as a running joke line, and, as always, several dead moose.

replying to DoctorD; posted 3:56 pm on 10/25/2008
Who needs the kids, Palin could be McCain's Home Health Care Worker.
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