RSSThe "Swear To God Dude, If McCain Wins I'm Gonna..." O-tron
Oh man, if these two win...just watch out okay!
Nervous about the election? Running out of ways to tell people how much more important the outcome is to you than it is to everyone else, and all the self-destructive things you'll do if it doesn't go your way? Never fret. If you're so exasperated with worry that you're at a loss for words, you can use our handy, "Swear To God Dude, If McCain Wins I'm Gonnna..." O-tron, full of all the drastic and empty threats a recently politically aware guy like you could ever wanna make...
Swear to God Dude. I'm not kidding. Swear to God. If McCain wins...
Oh man. If McCain wins, I swear to God I'm moving I'm not kidding dude. You don't understand. This election is really important to me because I once So I have a little more riding on this than you, okay? And lemme tell you, if Obama doesn't win, I'm just gonna I don't even know why. Just gonna do it. That's how much this means to me. Know what else? No choice.
Seriously though, if Obama loses, it's just such an obvious case of election theft that I'll have no choice but to Are you doing your part man? You better be cause I'm just way too worked up to do any of that. Means too much to me I guess. Anyway, though it may sound drastic, if McCain manages to win this election, I am going to I promise you this, dude. Guess I'm just a little more than you are. Oh and by the way, if Obama doesn't win, So don't be a hero okay. If you don't wanna feel the full wrath of the you won't test me, okay? Be smart.
In closing, if Obama doesn't win, I hereby declare that I will
I think I've said my peace. Don't forget to vote!
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posted 10:09 pm on 10/31/2008
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posted 9:34 am on 10/31/2008
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posted 11:05 pm on 10/30/2008
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posted 10:55 pm on 10/30/2008
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posted 10:46 pm on 10/30/2008
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posted 9:56 pm on 10/30/2008
You're now a Fan of jinjinpinti.
Stick needles in my eyes,
icepicks in my ears' and a rotorooter snake up the kazoo. Because all of the above will be joyous pleasures compared to having to live in McCain/Palin land.
Then I will go get lost in the video game, Fallout 3, where I can exterminate all the creepy zombies who remind me of rightwing nutjobs.
posted 6:28 pm on 10/30/2008
You're now a Fan of zota.
Wake up from my drunken stupor and resume weeping about the end of my failed right-wing comedy career.
Oh wait. I'm not a right-wing comedy hack, In that case, I'll go celebrate Obama's victory with another handful of mushrooms.
posted 4:19 pm on 10/30/2008
You're now a Fan of SaraPulis.
Cry. Then I'm going to hope I can afford to finish college.
posted 1:52 pm on 10/30/2008
You're now a Fan of bdbdbd.
I'm just sayin!
posted 10:31 am on 10/30/2008
You're now a Fan of drukore.