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Hey, we tried: two months worth of Palin-McCain rumors
Until 2012, my dears!
Just because something isn't proven false doesn't mean it's not true. Confused? Don't be. Here's a list of things that might be proven true about the Republican ticket and their slutty families at a later date.
John McCain ran over somebody in '64 and the Navy is covering for him. His daughter, Sydney, retaliated twenty years later by getting pregnant and giving the baby up for adoption. Speaking of adopting babies, Sarah Palin pretended Trig was hers, when we all know it was Bristol's or even Willow's. Prior to this, Sarah had an affair. Of course, she is a witch. And Track tried to kill schoolchildren.
This was disproved, but we believe it anyway. And from way back in the primary time machine... Hillesbo.
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posted 1:35 am on 11/02/2008
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