Election 2008

Just in time for his crushing loss on Tuesday, every John McCain senior moment on file. Enjoy.

Can't remember how many homes he owns	Bomb Bomb Bomb Bomb Iran	"Fundamentals of our economy are strong"
Can only remember four Secretaries of State	"C*nt"	Calling Western Pennsylvania racist
Tries to hug Michelle Obama first, denied	"Health of the mother" airquotes	My fellow prisoners
Lost on stage	Poverty line is $5 million a year	21st century nations don't invade other nations
Offers Cindy for hot body pageant	Applesauce incident	Iraq and Pakistan share a border
Confused about "civil rights"	Iran is training al-Qaeda	Need to give kids in Africa "bottled hot water"
Mixes up Green Bay Packers and Pittsburgh Steelers	The aspiring dictator	The ol' Irish joke
Forgets who the President of Spain is	Older than Frankenstein/Dirt	You're all Joe the plumber
A proud conservative liberal-conservative Republican	Referring to a current-day Czechoslovakia	Confused about basic Iran fact
Vetoing beer

Posted by: 236.com Staff and Kevin Allocca