November 05, 2008

We went to bed early last night...what did we miss?

Well, first thing, I guess I'm gonna go wash my face.

America and the world breathes a huge sigh of relief this morning as this campaign season, which by all accounts started sometime around 1962, finally comes to a close with Obama's anticipated victory. So...we voted, he won. Now what?

The election's over. Obama won. What are you going to do now?
Can't think straight. I'm staying in bed and calling in to work post-racial.
Just assume Obama's sweeping victory was another sneaky way for Republicans to steal the election.
Victory-hump anything that moves, and maybe a few things that don't.
Apologize to the people who own the cars I set on fire last night. Thought it was looking good for McCain for a minute there.
Wheeee, that was fun! Let's do it again!

Posted by: Jason Reich      I’m a fan of Jason Reich
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posted 12:01 pm on 11/05/2008
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now it's analization time...let's break down the last 2 years by millisecond

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