November 12, 2008

Scared of Palin in 2012? Tell it to Jesus, buddy!

Palin praying to God to not let any more doors hit her in the ass.

This week's Sarah Palin "I'm not an imbecile" media tour is not yielding as many fun clips as we've come to expect from Wasilla's favorite clotheshorse. But we did get a hint as to whether or not we'll be getting Palin'ed again in 2012. Sarah says it depends on God's direction-giving skills. From the Fox News interview:




"I'm like, OK, God, if there is an open door for me somewhere, this is what I always pray, I'm like, don't let me miss the open door. Show me where the open door is...And if there is an open door in '12 or four years later, and if it is something that is going to be good for my family, for my state, for my nation, an opportunity for me, then I'll plow through that door."

There you have it. It's in God's hands now. Which means if we want to cure ourselves of this "cancer" (thanks David Brooks) we're going to have to start talking to God ourselves.

Let's get to praying people! In case you're an atheist (ie: Democrat) 23/6 has provided some handy prayer cards to help you get your message across to the man upstairs:

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blogger1
posted 4:46 pm on 11/14/2008
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I was on board with this joke until I read the last line, name-calling Palin's 7 yr old daughter.

kingmiller
posted 2:56 pm on 11/14/2008
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O Lord Jesus, purveyor that's all that is good and pure, cannot we somehow see that this good looking female (think "Harpee"), Lord that her plane would somehow go down...

abubakrs
posted 4:47 am on 11/13/2008
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i'm like, thinking that anyone who starts a sentence with "i'm like" should not be allowed to ,ya know, be interviewed, also. because, like, it makes for excruciating reading, ok.

and also ,too, that anyone who can't be interviewed would not also, as a reaction, be able to run for any office.

thank you and god bless america

martykz
posted 10:08 pm on 11/12/2008
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I had an epiphany at Sea World recently. Now I live a porpoise driven life.

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