Enough Already

According to a newspaper called the National Enquirer, Cindy McCain is having an affair. The damning proof includes photos of a Cindy-looking woman kissing a dude who looks like, "a washed-up '80s rock musician."

First of all, we cannot blame her. Imagine Maverick on top of you, with those twitching eyes, gasping, "My friends, I'm coming!" Just the thought of it made us sympathy-cheat on our loved ones this morning. Second, which quality is more "maverick?" Long, dirty 80s' hair, or covering for your buddy when he steals money from elderly investors. We think the former- the latter is just criminal. Oh snap, John McCain, you've been outmaneuvered! (And this time, you weren't even flying a plane.)

Of course, we aren't sure that blue-eyed blonde is Cindy. She could be one of the original OC Housewives, a long-lost Hogan or, as Katie Couric once said, a husky. But if it is, perhaps she and her man can triple date with John & Vicki and Sarah & Todd's unnamed business associate.

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