Palin's first press conference shorter than a White Stripes song

Sarah Palin gave her first national press conference today, and it was a quickie. Of the four questions Palin took, one commented on the fact that this was her first national press conference. Way to go, press! Things unraveled quickly after a brave Latina asked Palin why she lost the female and Hispanic vote. (She didn't answer, of course).

We did notice that, like Tay Zonday, she steps away from the mic between sentences. Breathing, or trying to run away? Knight-in-Brooks-Brothers armor Rick Perry saved the Alaskan damsel by asking for one last question.

What question should Sarah Palin answer at her next national press conference?

Todd's been married to you for 17 years. Is he gay or deaf?

Are you a plant from the Democratic party placed on the national stage to destroy the conservative movement?

When you start speaking, do you black out?

Trig- sorry still not clear. When you say you are "Trig's mother," do you mean that he was conceived with your egg and Todd's sperm in your uterus?

Ok, still not clear. So Trig was pulled out of your body, with "your body" meaning the body belonging to Sarah Heath Palin, who is the current governor of Alaska?

Not buying it. Who is Trig's real mother?

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