Oh my, Obama is choosing Hillary Clinton as his Secretary of State, and he's even going to have a republican or two in his cabinet! What a "team of rivals!"

Please. You call those rivals? Looks more like a tea party.

You want a real team of rivals? Then why not put together a cabinet that'll really be at each other's throats. You want these sons of bitches plotting against each other. It's not about assembling a team that isn't afraid to speak truth to power. It's about assembling a team that won't be able to sit in the same room without someone being challenged to a duel on the White House lawn. Now that's rivalry!

To help Obama out, we've come up with some cabinet picks that will truly give him that "Team of Rivals" he's after. Check out our picks after the jump:

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