November 18, 2008

Sarah Palin getting $7M to prove she can read and write

Millionaire.

Do you hate it when good things happen to the worst people ever born? If so, you'll probably be pretty pissed to hear that Sarah Palin is about to land a book deal that could earn her an estimated $7 million. Yup, 300 pages of sarcasm is worth that much. Can't wait.

Don't know how far along they are in settling a deal, but we did get our hands on the proposed table of contents for the tome. Take a gander below to find out what kind of horseshit you'll be able to buy at Barnes & Noble next Christmas:

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Deo
posted 8:15 am on 01/23/2009
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I can´t wait for the Sarah Palin book! It will be chock full of MOOSEMEAT & SPAM CASSEROLE recipes! YUM & YAY!
Sarah Palin-Tonya Harding 2012!!!!

Jick20761
posted 7:35 am on 01/02/2009
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Wow,7 million will buy lots of illegal Oxy-con and snowmobiles.
But don't You dare talk about Her in any other terms but glowing.

Here's the deal:
We sat through 8 years of the MSM trolls dragging the best President
ever through the mud,when earlier it was announced that George the first(smarter)was engaging in an on-going affair(she is still on the payroll)it was none of our business and He wasn't going to dignify it with comment.("Oh,uh,okay,sorry,uh sorry sir,i just saw something interesting in the ficus over there.")

That's why 2008 finds us here at the brink of Armageddon,if the Media had spent half as much time as they dedicated to Clinton even without Impeachment then We would not be in the cat mess today.
("Oh look dear it says here that Jeb Bush is running for governor of Florida.
But wasn't he in that savings and loan scandal for 250 million with his low-life brothers? and his dad was paying for sex with that woman for years,poor Barbara!,it just runs in the family.")
Does that make sense?

Shut up about it?
Its how democracy joins the ranks of the broken governments of the past and how the Democratic party came to subsisting off of chewing- gum from underneath park benches.
STFU is off the table cloth.

A bid for VP and a multi-million dollar book deal buys Everyone a right to know and the constitution grants us the right to free speech
and to have an independant media in America.

If You desire to renounce your privileges and obligations then You can cross the Aleutians to Russia on Your crank powered snowmobile and work for Pravda.(Truth,Russian style)
?Dahst Yunt heben einsyen Alaskan meth ver sheilin,Tovarischyeh?

Mozart123
posted 10:36 pm on 11/20/2008
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That's a heck of an advance for pulp fiction.

Jabberwocky
posted 11:30 am on 11/20/2008
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The title should clearly read "Sarah Palin getting $7M to prove she knows somebody who can read and write".

Please don't outsource your proof reading.

RegurgitatedGuts
posted 12:37 am on 11/20/2008
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ha, "books"... more like: elitist, commie unions of papers from trees that should have become lumber & used to build me another house... now she'll just need another couple hundred grand for a new writer's wardrobe.

rayy
posted 2:21 pm on 11/19/2008
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I know this is "evil" but, does she look like Mike Myers as Mick Jagger, just a little, in that picture?

MDHutchinson
posted 11:13 pm on 11/18/2008
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Boy is she going to be disappointed when she finds out ghost writers aren't actually ghosts. I heard she was debating between Dr. Seuss and Will "the guy who wrote those funny sounding plays they tried to make read in high school" Shakespeare.

StephenH
posted 9:53 pm on 11/18/2008
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Also the main question again in regarding Palin's proposed book there is once it has been published what is the over/under on how soon it rears up and hits the remainder pile?

laffsmails
posted 7:49 pm on 11/18/2008
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I wonder if Palin will fly her kids with her to the book signings at Alaska's expense...

rodreyes
posted 7:39 pm on 11/18/2008
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I'm not certain, even if this book should reach the shelves of Barnes and Noble etc. that it would constitute proof that the Governor of Alaska can read or write, only that she can count. Hope she's feeling patriotic with the taxes.

PheloniousPunk
posted 6:23 pm on 11/18/2008
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That just made my day, only I don't think it was mean enough. I hope it's done in the tone of "Little Me" by Patrick Dennis.

Iluvthedodgers - 4 Replies
posted 5:13 pm on 11/18/2008
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Really dude, "One of the worst people ever born?" And you cut Palin down by proving whether she can read or write? Obviously you haven't either. You prefer to ignore truly evil specimans of humanity, too numerous to list here, and pick on a self-made, smart and engaging woman. Your downright meanness and ignorance is beyond the pale, but what else can be expected from a blogger on the Huffington Post. Are you the mean and nasty Obama supporters that we tried to expose and defeat? Are you the kind of vermin that the big O really wants to represent? It never ceases to amaze me how nasty you lefties are, even in victory. You show your true colors, even when you've got Mr. Socialist going into the White House. Why can't you just be happy that you won? But noooo, you are such sore winners and you continue to show your true mean self (Remember the bumper sticker "I Hate Mean People?", that's you)) by diminshing a great woman and leader. Does that make you feel good and better about yourself? You are childish and just plain rude and vile. I hope you get what you want from this puppet president, the Moveon.org candidate. And why don't you take a moment to think of the truly "worst" humannoids that have roamed this planet. I can think of a least 20 right now. But scum like you pick on Sarah Palin? You all make me sick and I truly do believe you are scared of her.
Go Sarah-2012.

replying to Iluvthedodgers; posted 5:24 pm on 11/18/2008
Ha ha, Bob. You're mean.
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honeydiva
posted 4:43 pm on 11/18/2008
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to think they are actually going to buy her mess...after someone else writes it.(like ten writers worth)

barky
posted 3:23 pm on 11/18/2008
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she is a fright...hard to believe...millions of other writers kill themselves daily and this less than half wit gets a book deal for what a tool she is.

BlueGirlRedState - 1 Reply
posted 2:00 pm on 11/18/2008
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Well if her husband can be wasted 90% of the time AND raise the kids, what the hell is wrong with mine? He's only wasted 80% of the time.

replying to BlueGirlRedState; posted 10:00 pm on 11/18/2008
that other ten percent can be tough, especially if he isn't a spring chicken, also.
distractionsilike
posted 1:40 pm on 11/18/2008
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I rush to post. Having still bein' under the joy creation thereby already discussed, we do have to consider, and again this is the real inquisition that should befall all of us, especially for the good of the real children as opposed to the other kind, who i'm afraid may not see the mother as you and I see her, it would be our duty to inquire that the children, indeed, and only them are beneficiaries.

distractionsilike - 1 Reply
posted 1:23 pm on 11/18/2008
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I can not describe the umbrella of joy that i have come under, sitting down in these chairs from which i'm reading the news of Sarah's good fortunes, allowing her children the future success to get by with.

replying to distractionsilike; posted 1:17 pm on 12/31/2008
Yes, Sarah's bringing home the bacon. Hope her kids appreciate that mom's ambition and chutzpah means they are set for life. You don't need substance or brains to be an admired politician or rich celebrity- just ambition and chutzpah.
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