Sarah Palin getting $7M to prove she can read and write
Do you hate it when good things happen to the worst people ever born? If so, you'll probably be pretty pissed to hear that Sarah Palin is about to land a book deal that could earn her an estimated $7 million. Yup, 300 pages of sarcasm is worth that much. Can't wait.
Don't know how far along they are in settling a deal, but we did get our hands on the proposed table of contents for the tome. Take a gander below to find out what kind of horseshit you'll be able to buy at Barnes & Noble next Christmas:

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posted 8:15 am on 01/23/2009
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posted 7:35 am on 01/02/2009
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But don't You dare talk about Her in any other terms but glowing.
Here's the deal:
We sat through 8 years of the MSM trolls dragging the best President
ever through the mud,when earlier it was announced that George the first(smarter)was engaging in an on-going affair(she is still on the payroll)it was none of our business and He wasn't going to dignify it with comment.("Oh,uh,okay,sorry,uh sorry sir,i just saw something interesting in the ficus over there.")
That's why 2008 finds us here at the brink of Armageddon,if the Media had spent half as much time as they dedicated to Clinton even without Impeachment then We would not be in the cat mess today.
("Oh look dear it says here that Jeb Bush is running for governor of Florida.
But wasn't he in that savings and loan scandal for 250 million with his low-life brothers? and his dad was paying for sex with that woman for years,poor Barbara!,it just runs in the family.")
Does that make sense?
Shut up about it?
Its how democracy joins the ranks of the broken governments of the past and how the Democratic party came to subsisting off of chewing- gum from underneath park benches.
STFU is off the table cloth.
A bid for VP and a multi-million dollar book deal buys Everyone a right to know and the constitution grants us the right to free speech
and to have an independant media in America.
If You desire to renounce your privileges and obligations then You can cross the Aleutians to Russia on Your crank powered snowmobile and work for Pravda.(Truth,Russian style)
?Dahst Yunt heben einsyen Alaskan meth ver sheilin,Tovarischyeh?
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