"Teflon Joe" Lieberman now just seeing what he can get away with

Hey, when you got it, you got it.

What a shock. After doing everything in his power to thwart his own party's victory and help the GOP hang onto the White House for another four years, Joe Lieberman is not getting so much as a slap on the wrist from the Democrats. He's staying in the caucus and they're letting him keep his chairmanship of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee.

Okay, this guy's indestructible! At this point Lieberman must be wondering just what kind of crap he has to pull in order to get kicked out of this namby-pampy party. The guy's had a nice long political life and he might as well start trying to have a little fun, right? Joe, we want to watch this go down. It's time to do all you can to see how far you can push these fools. Here are some ideas:

The Georgetown Sleep-Around - Lieberman should begin seducing the wives of his fellow democratic Senators, trying to see how many Senator wives he can bed before the Democrats get angry enough to attempt to pass a resolution chastising Lieberman for being a D-bag. The resolution will fail to pass by eleven votes.

Down The Hatch - Lieberman should start voting with Orrin Hatch 90% of the time. If no one says anything, go for 100%. If no one says anything then, Joe should start concocting conservative positions of his own and convince Orrin Hatch to vote with him.

Hot-Crotching The Filibuster - Anytime one of his fellow Democratic senators gets ready to filibuster a bill, Joe should sneak into the Dem locker room and douse that Senator's jock with Liquid Heat ointment. Then Joe should watch the Filibuster giggling as the Senator tries to keep talking without running off the Senate floor to dip his nuts in a Gatorade jug.

The Ol' Dead Girl-Live Boy Schtick - Lieberman should have a bed delivered to the Senate floor with a dead girl and a live boy laying on it. Then Lieberman should crawl into bed with the dead girl and live boy and just lay there with them. After about two hours, a Democrat will finally clear his throat and ask, "Would you three like some privacy?"

Stab A Democrat In The Back...Literally - Enough of this betrayal crap. Lieberman should literally take a knife and drive it into the back of a Democratic Senator. When the Senator falls to the ground at Lieberman's feet, Joe should shout "I did this! I stabbed this Senator in the back! Me! Joe Lieberman!" The Democrats will hastily jump from their seats and name Lieberman the new Senate Majority Leader.

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"Dems poised to let Lieberman keep title" -Politico