Alaska governor Sarah Palin will travel to the lower 48 on Monday, campaigning for Georgia runoff candidate, Republican Saxby Chambliss. As the Minnesota recount begins to lean Al Franken's way, Georgia's runoff becomes increasingly important to Republicans, who are hoping to prevent a filibuster-proof 60 seat majority in the Senate.

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My fellow RepublicansAmericansAryans

I'm here on behalf of a great man, Saxby ChamblissNorm ColemanMe. I'm a guy. Joke's on you, Rich Lowry., who needs you to votenot voteclaim voter fraud if he loses.

We must not give Barack ObamaThe Terrorist-electmy opponent in 2012 a 60 seat majority on the Senate. He will push through his socialistMarxistwhat other words did Schmidt teach me?oh yeah, Communist agenda. And then, America as we know it will be goneEuropeMexico.

So I urge you to tell your friendsfamilyKlavern to vote for a Republicanagainst their economic self-interestsfor me, as a write-in. That'll show 'em.

I look forward to seeing you in
four yearsIowahell, Bobby Jindal.