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Ten things to know if you're having Thanksgiving with Republicans
Now you can shout down this little shit before Grandma brings out the stuffing!
Congratulations, liberal/progressive/terrorist! This is the first Thanksgiving in eight years where you represent the political majority. Because you know who voted with you? Oh, just fifty-three percent of the United States of America. HELL YEAH! Who's a member of the fringe lunatic this holiday season? Not you!
But what happens if your right-wing relatives still want to debate the outcome of the election? Defang your conservative loved ones with these ten helpful facts!:
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President-elect Obama won by 8 million votes. President Bush is probably drinking again. Many media conservatives are furious with President Bush. Experts say that Al Qaeda's recent video shows that the terrorists are afraid of President-elect Obama. President-elect Obama is cocky enough to think he can pull this "economic miracle" shit off. The "socialist" takeover of America's banks happened on Bush's watch. The "Democratic" Senate has been working with a one vote majority, and that vote is Joe Lieberman. If they get to the "Magic 60," that sixtieth vote is still Joe Lieberman. The majority of rich Americans voted to have their wealth spread. President Obama will probably only get to replace liberal judges on the Supreme Court. Cheer up, the GOP still owns the "racist belt!": | |
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