Yes, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together. And children everywhere will soon be staying up late listening for the sound of jingle bells, Batman smells. But perhaps the best known and most beloved of holiday poems is Clement Clark Moore's eternal "A Visit From St. Nicholas." It's charming imagery and gentle rhythm make it a favorite of young and old.

At least, that used to be the case, until this whole "War on Christmas" business started. Now, this joyous occasion is being dismantled from the inside out with insidious strategies like business owners asking employees to say "happy holidays," rather than "merry Christmas." With liberals doing their best to ruin the season for Christian-Americans everywhere, we thought it was maybe time for a little update to the holiday classic. That's why 23/6 is proud to present our retelling:

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