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What didn't Obama know and how recently did he not know it? That's the general tone of the "7 Blago Questions for Obama" that Politico ran today. For instance, the first one is "1 - "Did you communicate directly or indirectly with Blagojevich about picking your replacement in the U.S. Senate?"

C'mon, Politico, is that really the sort of question we want answered from Obama? He answered most of these questions today and the answer were exactly what you'd think they were.

Here's our version of the 7 Questions for Obama...

1. Would you be more likely to pardon Blagojevich is he didn't look like a male hustler from 1974?

2. Even though it appears you weren't involved, would you consider lying about it and saying you were so we wouldn't have to hear more about this auto bailout?

3. How can ordinary people in this economy be expected to be able to afford a senate seat for 500,000? Would you consider senate seat-buying subsidies as President?

4. Is it true that the reason part of Rahm Emanuel's finger is missing is because Blago kidnapped Rahm and then cut off his finger and mailed it to you to show you that Rahm was still alive?

5. Would it be cool if the answer to number four were yes?

6. Who would win in a fight between Mrs. Blago and Michelle?

7. Should I go see the Tom Cruise Nazi movie?

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