December 16, 2008

Are we having a cold war with Russia again?

Global Thermo-Nuclear War will be pretty bitchin' on a PS3.

Russia is sending some warships to Cuba for a quick, pre-Christmas visit next week. They just wanna hang out, do a little sight-seeing, reignite the tensions of the cold war era, that kind of thing.

Last month, Russian ships docked in Venezuela, but these will be the first Russian ships to dock in Cuba since the end of the Soviet era. Russia is obviously trying to show the US some military aggression by moving towards our waters, but it's making things kind of confusing. In a time when we're supposed to be worried about terrorists and Iran and whatnot, are we going to start hating Russia again?

For those who were too young in the 80's, here's a quick primer to help you get into Cold War mode, with some necessary updates...

 
These are Russians. They are Godless monsters, except this time instead of everyone being poor, they're all in the mafia. 

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PATina
posted 1:55 pm on 12/16/2008
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I love "Red Dawn".

politicoprincess
posted 12:40 pm on 12/16/2008
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can't socialist/communist countries have lunch together without launching any dog on war?

DirtyJerz
posted 12:17 pm on 12/16/2008
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Poor Anna? Poor Enrique! First he lost his mole and now this...

gascelebrations
posted 11:29 am on 12/16/2008
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Greetings Professor Falken.

cabgx2
posted 11:08 am on 12/16/2008
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Yes we are. We allowed our military to be reduced because of the fall of Russia. Now are military is a shell of what it used to be, and for Russia...THEIR BACK!!!

grantlingel
posted 10:13 am on 12/16/2008
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Sketchy things are happening. Hopefully Bush's departure will at least help out a bit.
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