December 16, 2008
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Chicken v Hawk: Rush Limbaugh attacks Colin Powell

Oh, it's on. Last week, former Secretary of State Colin Powell asked if Republicans should be listening to Rush Limbaugh.

"Is this really the kind of party that we want to be when these kinds of spokespersons seem to appeal to our lesser instincts rather than our better instincts?"

Mr. Lesser Instincts responded, "Powell's not a Republican. McCain's not a Republican. These guys are not even mavericks. They are Washingtonians."

Limbaugh, of course, is a Floridian. (Except when he needs meds over the weekend, then he is a Dominican.) Listen, we're not fans of Gen. Powell. He helped sell the Iraq war and even worse, sired Michael Powell, the tool who tried to make America moral again via his job at the FCC. But Rush Limbaugh is not fit to lick the fake anthrax off General Powell's boots.


Description Four-star general Four-chinned talk show host

Vietnam service Volunteered to serve Unable to serve due to sacroccygeal fistula (anal cyst)

Advanced education MBA, George Washington University College drop out

Any personal experience with the DEA? None Detained for smuggling Viagra into US

Nickname "The Reluctant Warrior" "El Rushbo"

We knew we liked him when he... endorsed Barack Obama for president announced he was going deaf

Charity work Spokesman for National Mentoring Month Attends golf tournaments

Personal life Married to Alma (46 yrs) Married to Roxy (3 yrs), Michelle (7 yrs) and then Marva (10 yrs). Currently engaged to Kate. Good luck

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Defense Distinguished Service Medal (with 3 Oak Leaf Clusters)
Distinguished Service Medal, Army (with Oak Leaf Cluster)
Defense Superior Service Medal
Legion of Merit (with Oak Leaf Cluster)
Bronze Star
Purple Heart
Air Medal
Joint Service Commendation Medal
Army Commendation Medal (with 2 Oak Leaf Clusters)
Presidential Medal of Freedom
Presidential Citizens Medal
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National Defense Service Medal (with 1 Bronze Service Star)
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Vietnam Service Medal (with 1 Silver Service Star)
Army Service Ribbon
Army Overseas Service Ribbon (with numeral 3)
Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross Unit Citation
Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal
Honorary Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath (KCB) (United Kingdom)
Légion d'honneur (France)
Meritorious Service Cross (M.S.C.) (Canada)
Order of Stara Planina in the First Order (Bulgaria)
"Greatest radio talk show host of all time," Talkers Magazine 2002
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lunchlady
posted 12:29 pm on 12/20/2008
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You didn't even bring up the OxyContin!

foomonkey
posted 3:26 pm on 12/17/2008
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i would actually watch his show if powell was a guest... just to see the fat bastard get the bitch slap that he deserves.

Jick20761
posted 2:19 pm on 12/17/2008
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Since 23/6 can't legally say it,I will:
He's an idiot,but then,You knew that.

SpecialFriend
posted 2:12 pm on 12/17/2008
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limbaugh is absolutely right, powell isn't a "republican", he didn't endorse the strategy that got the party absolutely thumped this election cycle. mccain on the other hand, i just think limbaugh is just frustrated that he didnt get into sarah palin's pants

cabgx2 - 2 Replies
posted 11:17 am on 12/17/2008
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Dodged the draft with an anal cyst and then became one.

replying to cabgx2; posted 9:15 pm on 12/17/2008
This definitely deserved to be the comment of the day.
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NJmikeV
posted 10:43 am on 12/17/2008
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The Corpulent Goebbels

ddorsey
posted 2:18 am on 12/17/2008
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Well said 23/6, well said.

grantlingel - 1 Reply
posted 8:29 pm on 12/16/2008
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Rush Limbaugh should be thrown from a plane without a parachute.

replying to grantlingel; posted 7:17 pm on 12/17/2008
Obama is trying to clean up America. Why make the job impossible by splattering Flush Harbaugh all over the spot where Flush stops suddenly? Put Flush into orbit. He/she/it will burn into dust as his/her/its carcus falls to earth. Space isn't that polluted yet.
DirtyJerz
posted 4:48 pm on 12/16/2008
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Rush Limbaugh is a Drugatonian

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