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Chicken v Hawk: Rush Limbaugh attacks Colin Powell
Oh, it's on. Last week, former Secretary of State Colin Powell asked if Republicans should be listening to Rush Limbaugh.
"Is this really the kind of party that we want to be when these kinds of spokespersons seem to appeal to our lesser instincts rather than our better instincts?"
Mr. Lesser Instincts responded, "Powell's not a Republican. McCain's not a Republican. These guys are not even mavericks. They are Washingtonians."
Limbaugh, of course, is a Floridian. (Except when he needs meds over the weekend, then he is a Dominican.) Listen, we're not fans of Gen. Powell. He helped sell the Iraq war and even worse, sired Michael Powell, the tool who tried to make America moral again via his job at the FCC. But Rush Limbaugh is not fit to lick the fake anthrax off General Powell's boots.

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| Description | Four-star general | Four-chinned talk show host |
| Vietnam service | Volunteered to serve | Unable to serve due to sacroccygeal fistula (anal cyst) |
| Advanced education | MBA, George Washington University | College drop out |
| Any personal experience with the DEA? | None | Detained for smuggling Viagra into US |
| Nickname | "The Reluctant Warrior" | "El Rushbo" |
| We knew we liked him when he... | endorsed Barack Obama for president | announced he was going deaf |
| Charity work | Spokesman for National Mentoring Month | Attends golf tournaments |
| Personal life | Married to Alma (46 yrs) | Married to Roxy (3 yrs), Michelle (7 yrs) and then Marva (10 yrs). Currently engaged to Kate. Good luck |
| Notable awards and honors | Combat Infantryman Badge Expert Infantryman Badge Ranger Tab Parachutist Badge Pathfinder Badge Air Assault Badge Presidential Service Badge Secretary of Defense Identification Badge Joint Chiefs of Staff Identification Badge Army Staff Identification Badge Defense Distinguished Service Medal (with 3 Oak Leaf Clusters) Distinguished Service Medal, Army (with Oak Leaf Cluster) Defense Superior Service Medal Legion of Merit (with Oak Leaf Cluster) Bronze Star Purple Heart Air Medal Joint Service Commendation Medal Army Commendation Medal (with 2 Oak Leaf Clusters) Presidential Medal of Freedom Presidential Citizens Medal Bronze service star National Defense Service Medal (with 1 Bronze Service Star) Silver service star Vietnam Service Medal (with 1 Silver Service Star) Army Service Ribbon Army Overseas Service Ribbon (with numeral 3) Republic of Vietnam Gallantry Cross Unit Citation Republic of Vietnam Campaign Medal Honorary Knight Commander of the Order of the Bath (KCB) (United Kingdom) Légion d'honneur (France) Meritorious Service Cross (M.S.C.) (Canada) Order of Stara Planina in the First Order (Bulgaria) |
"Greatest radio talk show host of all time," Talkers Magazine 2002 |
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