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"Comforter-in-chief" probably doesn't mention faulty intelligence in letters to grieving families
Bringing back the long-lost art of letter-writing.
President Bush has written a personal letters to the families of each of the over 4000 troops who have died in Iraq and Afghanistan. The grim task has taken up much of his personal time, but the President, who calls himself "comforter-in-chief," believes that is part of the job:
 | It is my duty to be - to try to comfort as best as I humanly can a loved one who is in anguish. |
Well, seeing as how the Iraq war was the result of faulty intelligence and the Afghanistan war was neglected thanks to that Iraq war, writing that letter has got to be awkward to say the least. Let's help the President write his next one:
I am sorry that your lost his/her life in the War. I believe that history will prove that he/she die in vain. Rest assured, the sacrifice of your loved one has made America again. And believe me, the decision to go to war was . Every day, I pray for guidance from my God, , for without Him, nothing is possible.
Laura and I understand the pain of losing . Your loved one is foremost in my
Love,
Bush
Filed under: George W. Bush, George Bush, Dick Cheney, letters to iraq soldiers, presidential letters, presidential secerecy, secrecy bush administration, bush administration, private letters to soldier's families
posted 8:44 am on 12/25/2008
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"Dear(hand write name here),I wish to 'pologise for all the fake intelligence that Uncle Dick and Ronny Dumsfailed cocked up to convince You of the nuhsessity of smackin some ragheads for jeezuss and keeping the i-racky
ole fields safe for democracy and the capitalist way of life.
Thank You for Your generous donation of a loved one and or body parts,
oh and for not impeaching me and Uncle Dick"
Remember 911.
Love4U4everNGzusn8me,
Dub.