December 29, 2008

Congrats to Wasilla's newest teen mom!

She'll be a grandmother before she's 33.

It's a boy! 18-year-old Bristol Palin gave birth to "Tripp," making mom Sarah a 44-year-old grandmother. Menstruating grannies are a phenomenon most commonly found in Appalachia or the ghetto. It was a busy month for the Palins. Last week, the baby's other grandmother, Sherry Johnston, was arrested on six felony counts involving Rush Limbaugh's weakness, oxycontin.

We'll make fun of Tripp's name tomorrow. But tonight, the congratulations are pouring in from all over:





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Deo
posted 10:04 am on 01/17/2009
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So Tonya Harding, WHOOPS... I mean Bristol Palin had a baby..........

HARBINGER
posted 5:53 pm on 01/08/2009
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HA HA HA....
Wonderful story.But I'm filled with curiosity.How many heads did this one have?

bbgunn - 1 Reply
posted 4:34 pm on 01/08/2009
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I had a $20 bet that she'd name it 'Joe The Baby.'

replying to bbgunn; posted 12:36 am on 01/09/2009
Haha, that's funny.
marew - 1 Reply
posted 9:34 pm on 01/05/2009
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Ladytomorrow,

There are times I might agree with you but this family has made such a spectacle of themselves and repeatedly shoved our faces into their phony values. Bristol sold pictures of the baby, for crying out loud. You know Levi got into the electrician position without a HS degree that is required by STATE LAW. There is a waiting list of a hundred -with HS diplomas- to get an apprentice position. Gosh, wonder how that happened? It goes on and on and on with the Alaska hillbillies. These people really are incredible lying jerks. If someone wrote a book about everything this family has done and is involved in, no one would believe it. I have no sympathy for them whatsoever.

replying to marew; posted 11:32 pm on 01/08/2009
Hey marew, If you don't like the Palins, may I offer you my wonderful governor Rod Blagojevich. he's such a glowing example of integrety, and honesty, and I understand, he will soon be available as an out of work public scumbag. i'll take Sarah palin for President in 2012, and you can enjoy Blago, Reid, Pelosi, Franks, and B. Hussein Obama.
You Betcha!
grobbb - 1 Reply
posted 1:43 am on 01/04/2009
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wow. i love that 23/6 has ran with the whole "2nd baby" thing. awesome! stick to your guns

replying to grobbb; posted 6:52 pm on 01/14/2009
Hey can ya count backwords from December? 9 months takes us to March 2008. Guess that blows your Trig's Bristols baby doesn't it. Can't expect Ivy Leaguers to do simple Arithmatic when they are too busy Huffing and Puffing can we?
Denali - 1 Reply
posted 3:58 pm on 12/30/2008
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No fair making fun of Tripp's name. He's just a baby. He was NOT named after Ken Kesey's "Electrict Kool-Aid Acid Test." He was actually named after that Republican party stalwart and outstanding public servant, Linda.

replying to Denali; posted 1:17 pm on 01/02/2009
Named after Linda Tripp of Monica Lewinsky fame? This Linda Trip? http://www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/P__Linda-Tripp.jpg

The Palins keep it classy!
Denali
posted 3:52 pm on 12/30/2008
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HS Dropout and absent dad Levi Johnson: $300,000! Wow! How much is that in OxyContin?"

HS Dropout and stage-prop mom Bristol Palin: "Dunno. Ask Rush. He's on your mom's speed dial."

Levi: "Does this mean she can make bail, now?"

trisha08
posted 1:56 pm on 12/30/2008
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I think this is hilarious. The girl is selling the baby photos to People magazine for $300,000, so she should expect to be in the public eye.

She could have refused the money and quietly raise her child. But,she now made the decision to sell her child's image to the press, so......I'm not feeling any pain for her.

Jick20761
posted 10:45 am on 12/30/2008
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I thought We collectively agreed on Meth as being the baby's name.
Meth Pipe(in honor of Piper)Palin.

ladytomorrow - 6 Replies
posted 12:33 am on 12/30/2008
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i registered an account just to say that this article is not funny. i'm a card-carrying liberal, but leave bristol and her baby alone. this whole site is trash.

replying to ladytomorrow; posted 9:37 am on 12/30/2008
"Card-carrying" liberals are my favorite!
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Nyckname
posted 9:50 pm on 12/29/2008
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"Tripp" may be a reminder of what they were doing the night she got knocked up.

vagabondstory
posted 9:46 pm on 12/29/2008
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RagingMuffin4 - 3 Replies
posted 8:33 pm on 12/29/2008
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TRIPP. His name is TRIPP. Didn't you guys suggest that name?

replying to RagingMuffin4; posted 9:36 pm on 12/29/2008
I remember them suggesting Trap
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chascates
posted 8:31 pm on 12/29/2008
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Willow, it's called BIRTH CONTROL!!

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