December 31, 2008

Name the next Palin baby! Tr...

We're gonna have to move quick if we're going to keep up with mom

Worldwide recession and endless war got you down? Thank god there's at least a new Palin. Now that Bristol finally gave birth to her second first child, the world has a little good news. And according to MSNBC, Bristol and Levi have already been offered $300,000 for the first photos of little Tripp. Seems high, but, then, it's pretty hard to coax those shy Palins out of their shells.

And there's even more good news besides that! In a 23/6 exclusive, we'd like to be the first to announce that Bristol is already pregnant with another child. What's our source? We don't really have one, but, c'mon, we're just going with the odds on this one. We're going to go ahead put the due date at around mid-September. Plus, she won't have to lose all that baby weight from Tripp.

The big question is: what will the next name be? Clearly, the Palins are into the "Tr..." thing. There's already Track and Trig and now Tripp. So what's Bristol's and Levi's next bundle of...something going to be named? Make your best guess in our Name Bristol's Next Baby Poll...

What will Bristol and Levi name their next baby?
Trafe (biblical names: always classy)
Tryst (important for the baby to know its roots)
Trollop (not the author)
Tray (as in serving tray; as in, "go get mommy and daddy some more 'medicine'")
Trojan (maybe this kid will remember to wear one and break the cycle)
Truant (we all know where this kid will be headed)
Trump (get the kid sponsored)
Trochee (the Palin family's favorite poetry meter)
Truculent (at least one SAT word the kid will know)
Trolley (very green)
Trance (effects of meth)
Trans Fatty Acids (raise awareness of nature's silent killer)
Trouble (as in, here comes...)

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ilsnowbird - 1 Reply
posted 6:48 pm on 01/14/2009
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We know one thing for sure. They won't name the baby, B Hussein Obama, or Barry Soetoro.

replying to ilsnowbird; posted 10:10 pm on 01/17/2009
"B Hussein"

Attempting to make us mentally connect Obama with Saddam=Epic Fail.

Thanks, now I know not to take you seriously, ever.
iMissMollyIvins
posted 3:49 am on 01/03/2009
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Trucker Zamboni

iMissMollyIvins
posted 3:45 am on 01/03/2009
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Trapper Zamboni

Jick20761
posted 5:32 pm on 12/31/2008
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Dowp!
Trollop taken,it was just too good.
Trick,mabe?
Troll Palin,that's the ticket.
Ticket?ah,Trooper.

labman57 - 1 Reply
posted 5:22 pm on 12/31/2008
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During this holiday season, Sarah Palin wishes to take this opportunity to express her great appreciation for being so blessed to be thankful for this great nation of ours....that she appreciates....and is thankful for...which makes her so blessed....to be able to appreciate our great nation...of ours...of which she is a part...of.

She is also so appreciative of all those who appreciate her family, including Trapp, Trog, Peter-Piper, Truck, Barstool, and Wallow, as well as future babies Tinsel, Teflon, and Tallow.

replying to labman57; posted 3:47 am on 01/03/2009
Mmmmmm Tallow. It's the perfect thing to deep-fry moose meat in.
ManyRiversToCross
posted 2:28 pm on 12/31/2008
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Tragic, as in Bristol's future.

SpecialFriend
posted 1:15 pm on 12/31/2008
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jesus christ you would think that while she was single-handedly supporting neiman marcus with her campaign spending spree she'd pick up a baby name book...

lunchlady
posted 12:51 pm on 12/31/2008
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Tromp (on Sarah's enemies)
Trick (the Base into celebrating your pregnancy)
Trapp (what teen parenthood is for most kids)
Trim (the tree with your windfall photo money)

I actually like Tripp. They named the kid after the GOP hero, Linda Tripp. Without her we wouldn't have had Kenneth Starr, Gore would probably have won, no Iraq war, and so on. Thanx Linda, for your patriotic sense of duty in exposing Clinton and helping bring us 8 bad years of GOP government.

Jick20761
posted 12:09 pm on 12/31/2008
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rusrus,
You forgot the other 'tr'.
trollop.

rusrus
posted 10:53 am on 12/31/2008
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You left-out some of the obvious ones:

Tramp (just like mommy)
Travesty (referring to grandma's VP bid)
Trash (preceded with "white")
Tronk (weird-ass name that somehow accents other 'tr'-named kin)

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