January 04, 2009
Non-Iraq Middle East

Off and on lovers Israel and Gaza are "on" again

Israel returned to Gaza three years after pulling out. That is so romantic!

Israel has invaded Gaza, in an effort to completely dismantle the terrorist group/political party Hamas. A spokesperson for the Israeli Army said, "We have many, many targets." In a broadcast in Hebrew, Hamas warned Israeli soldiers, "Be prepared for a unique surprise, you will be either killed or kidnapped and will suffer mental illness from the horrors we will show you."

Israel occupied Gaza for 38 years, before pulling out in 2005.

Whose side are you taking on the Israel/Hamas conflict, and why?
Team Israel. My staunch support of Israel gives me the freedom to tell anti-Semitic jokes on the golf course.
Team Hamas. Whether it's the Dolphins or Hamas, I loves me an underdog.
Whoever Keith tells me to. I'm too obsessed with this Travolta sitch to wiki Gaza.

Filed under: gaza, Israel, israel invades gaza

Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin      I’m a fan of Laurie Kilmartin
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tornado
posted 10:50 am on 01/05/2009
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i think this site is good for a laugh when things get too dreary and ridiculous in politics, but what kind of degenerate moron thinks it's appropriate to make fun of the massacre in Gaza? isn't there any decency left when it comes to political humour? there's plenty of idiots in israel and within hamas to make fun of, no doubt, but have a sense of propriety, for fuck's sake!!!

kevingiampa
posted 2:37 pm on 01/04/2009
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Gaza finally let its hair grow long, again, began eating cottage cheese instead of ice cream, drinking a lot of water, and joined a disputed-territory-only gym to improve its shape and how it looks in the mirror. Gaza looks fantastic! Reminds Israel of when they first met. Richard Dreyfus should star in the film adaptation.

grobbb - 1 Reply
posted 1:47 am on 01/04/2009
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hmmm... too dark for my drunken mood

replying to grobbb; posted 2:32 pm on 01/04/2009
Yeah, well, it's not exactly a picnic going on over there.
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