January 05, 2009

How to protect yourself and your family from America's governors

Stay away from the guy on the right. He's bad news.

With news of New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson withdrawing from the Obama cabinet due to a pay-for-play investigation, it's now official: the corrupt State governor is the new pervy Republican congressman. Richardson joins Rod Blagojevich and Eliot Spitzer in their apparently nationwide effort to make the position of state governor the least trusted post in American government.

With the growing negative stigma attached to state Governors, it's become increasingly important to prevent yourself and your family from having any association with these depraved creatures. Spend five minutes alone with a governor and you could be in front of a grand jury within the week. We've created this handy guide to help protect those you care about from any negative associations with our country's governors...

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
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SpecialFriend - 1 Reply
posted 1:34 pm on 01/08/2009
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so, it turns out the one without the beard is evil bill richards... interesting...

replying to SpecialFriend; posted 1:34 pm on 01/08/2009
richardson, even.
DuncanQuirk
posted 11:04 pm on 01/05/2009
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The last one is straight up Total Recall and wouldn't you know, that man became Governor of California, I suppose that would make Nancy Pelosi the chick with three breasts?

ThomasMc
posted 7:08 pm on 01/05/2009
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Politics is just organized corporate crime.

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