January 05, 2009

Laura Bush's memoir - The sexiest First Lady book since "It Takes a Village?"

Rat fink writing tell-all book.

Laura Bush has closed her book deal to write a memoir about her life and time in the White House. The First Lady was given a book deal before President Bush, since everyone assumes he needs a few years to get caught up to speed on what actually happened during his presidency. Many are curious by what Mrs. Bush will reveal, since it's long been suspected that she's far more liberal than her husband.

Will she speak her disappointment in her husband's policies? Will she address the frustration in standing by her man when she didn't agree with him? Will she finally lift the lid on the Lincoln Bedroom meth orgies? There's no reason to speculate anymore because we have an early draft of the proposed table of contents. Check it out...

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TonyRome
posted 4:03 pm on 01/06/2009
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Meanwhile, Pickles' husband, the Idiot Prince, can't give away a book on his time in the White House, trashing America.

RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 1:57 pm on 01/06/2009
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Chapter 7 Title: "Who is a 'turd blossom' anyway?"

RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 1:55 pm on 01/06/2009
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Chapter 3 Footnote: is it more wrong that a retarded person was executed by another retarded person, that just has more power?

politicoprincess
posted 1:40 pm on 01/06/2009
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a best seller, i sniff it

walker3672
posted 9:03 am on 01/06/2009
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To chascates: Perfect title, that is hilarious!

blue2008
posted 12:15 am on 01/06/2009
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You forgot the one chapter that might actually be in there: How I Helped My Husband Rewrite History.

You can see how Mr. and Mrs. Bush & Co. have been rewriting history during their last days in office: http://tv1.com/playlists/123

Hyjanks
posted 9:04 pm on 01/05/2009
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Chapter Ten: We greet the Obamas..................................237
Gentlemen, this is our last public appearance together. Just think, you'll no longer have Dick Nix . . . excuse me . . . George and Laura to kick around any more.

chascates
posted 6:08 pm on 01/05/2009
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"It Takes a Village Idiot"
By Laura Bush

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