January 06, 2009

23/6 Open letter to Hamas

Ain't happening. Give it up.

Dear Hamas, (and most of the rest of the Arab world),

What are you thinking? You cannot still be calling for the destruction of Israel. Seriously, it is not gonna happen. Let's just forget the infidelish, anti-Semitism of it all and concentrate on your Blagojevichian arrogance. Do you really think you can accomplish what the Germans could not? Germans? The people who built special camps dedicated to eradicating Jews from the face of the Earth. The master race who, for four straight years, killed every Jew that wasn't hidden by Oskar Schindler? You really think you can outdo the Germans?

Who the fuck do you think you are?

Germans are killing machines and despite an heroic effort, today there are more Jews than ever, and now they have nukes and a homeland. Sorry to burst your bubble, Arabs, but the Jews can't be destroyed. And don't tell us, "hey, there's more of us and we're more united than the Germans!" Oh really? You can't even get Egypt to accept refugees. (Maybe it's because Egypt rescinded the "in and out" privileges after that Moses stuff.)

Get off your high camel, Hamas. The only people you're hurting are your own. Leave the attacks on Jews to the experts, other Jews.

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CPUz
posted 10:29 am on 01/09/2009
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While the Germans (not Arabs) were exterminating the Jews, the Jews were hiding in Palestine. While Europe raged with antisemitism over centuries after centuries, Jews (and Christians) were ambassadors to the Muslim state. Some of the greatest scholars of Baghdad, Andalusia (southern Spain), Sicily, Cairo, etc were Jews. They revived their language and their heritage in Muslim land. Did you know that all the monumental Maimonides' (the greatest Jewish scholar of all times) works were written by him in Arabic and in Arab land?

The problem is the ethnic cleansing and annexation of Palestinians and the over 60 damn years of ILLEGAL OCCUPATION and ever-expanding ILLEGAL SETTLEMENTS.

Quit the ignorance, so some problems can be actually solved!

tornado - 1 Reply
posted 9:51 am on 01/09/2009
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from the replies below, i can see i'm upsetting a few people who normally come here to read about blagojevich and joe the plumber. i didn't want to get into one of those endless back-and-forth things against a bunch of people who agree with each other.

and yes, i've been stating the obvious so far, but the situation in the middle east has never been complicated. it's just made to seem that way in your country so that no one can criticize israel, even though in israel itself they're more critical of israel.

so, this is not about you being ignorant of politics or history. you're a comedian writing for a comedy website. this isn't about a pro-israel bias that compels you to see things only one-way. this is simply you catering to your readership: left-wing liberals who are either jewish or israel supporters through guilt, and who certainly aren't going to enjoy reading criticism of the only democracy in the middle east, even if it's through comedy.

and that makes you a gutless sellout.

so keep writing about blagojevich and joe the plumber, completely ignore israel, and make sure you alway give the people what they want.

replying to tornado; posted 7:48 pm on 01/09/2009
23/6, you could really change the way Americans see the Israel/Palestine conflict, yet you piss away your influence with snarky comments about Blago the Great Healer and Joe the War Correspondent. Clearly, the Jewish lobby controls you, as well.

tornado, the readers here don't support Israel because of Gentile guilt, we support Barack Obama out of white guilt. In fact, liberals and liberal Jews support Hamas and, by extension, the Nazis (http://firedoglake.com/2009/01/05/rosenbaum-accuses-liberals-and-liberal-jews-of-supporting-hamas-and-therefore-hitler/), so we're on your side. Apparently, you're reading the wrong blogs. 23/6 is not the best place to gauge the opinions of American liberals/progressives. By the way, what are you? Mexican? Arab? European? Some other kind of foreigner?
tornado
posted 7:40 pm on 01/08/2009
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you see, as it says "Comments" at the top of this section, i thought i could comment on the brilliantly subversive material you're serving up these days. perhaps you should change it to "Responses" so i can adjust my postings accordingly.

and besides, reading what you're posting, it's clear that a) you have no idea what you're talking about, or b) you're deliberately ignoring pretty essential stuff.

i'm just sickened by the continuing massacres and your country's mind-boggling hypocrisy. i thought i could turn to one of my favourite websites for some comic relief, and instead i'm more sickened. that's all.

kilmartin - 4 Replies
posted 1:57 am on 01/08/2009
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I like how tornado responds to quotes that aren't in our open letter. Ex:

"1- "arabs and jews have been fighting for 3000 years. it goes WAAAAYYYY back." how about this:" etc.

Wait, tornado, how about this: who are you talking to?

replying to kilmartin; posted 2:08 am on 01/09/2009
Okay, Ms. Kilmartin, tornado's comments may be a little confusing, but I think you have crossed the line in your responses to him.

1. "tornado is personally responsible for the Holocaust"

Look, not everyone who opposes Israeli militarism and the occupation of Palestine is anti-Semitic. It is a tired and, frankly speaking, intellectually lazy canard.

2. "tornado engages in deviant sexual behavior, including, but not limited to, anonymous homosexual encounters in truck stop men's rooms, auto-erotic asphyxiation, scat play, and online dating"

You can't prove that.

If you're going to argue with tornado, at least have the common decency to refrain from vicious personal attacks and unsupported non sequiturs.
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tornado - 4 Replies
posted 8:51 pm on 01/06/2009
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here's a suggestion to the "236.com staff":

how about you try, for a fleeting moment, to not swallow whole the garbage being fed to you by whoever tried to explain this whole "arab vs. jew" thing to you?

1- "arabs and jews have been fighting for 3000 years. it goes WAAAAYYYY back." how about this: israel was "created" 60 years ago, on land whoe original occupants weren't consulted about the matter and who were kicked out by force. try to start there, and you'll see how simple it all is.

2- "arabs want to throw the jews into the sea" let me blow your mind: arabs, palestinians in particular, want JUSTICE. israel took land that belonged to the palestinians, and white people like you still shit their pants every time this is mentioned because you don't want to be reminded of how you let jews be exterminated and did nothing. arabs had NOTHING to do with your crimes, and all they want is JUSTICE.

try it. it's easier than you might think.

in conclusion, fuck hamas and fuck zionism and fuck every american who is ignorant enough to believe zionist myths and too lazy to find out the truth.

replying to tornado; posted 10:41 am on 01/07/2009
You're back, yay!
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