23/6 Open letter to Hamas
Dear Hamas, (and most of the rest of the Arab world),
What are you thinking? You cannot still be calling for the destruction of Israel. Seriously, it is not gonna happen. Let's just forget the infidelish, anti-Semitism of it all and concentrate on your Blagojevichian arrogance. Do you really think you can accomplish what the Germans could not? Germans? The people who built special camps dedicated to eradicating Jews from the face of the Earth. The master race who, for four straight years, killed every Jew that wasn't hidden by Oskar Schindler? You really think you can outdo the Germans?
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Germans are killing machines and despite an heroic effort, today there are more Jews than ever, and now they have nukes and a homeland. Sorry to burst your bubble, Arabs, but the Jews can't be destroyed. And don't tell us, "hey, there's more of us and we're more united than the Germans!" Oh really? You can't even get Egypt to accept refugees. (Maybe it's because Egypt rescinded the "in and out" privileges after that Moses stuff.)
Get off your high camel, Hamas. The only people you're hurting are your own. Leave the attacks on Jews to the experts, other Jews.
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posted 10:29 am on 01/09/2009
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The problem is the ethnic cleansing and annexation of Palestinians and the over 60 damn years of ILLEGAL OCCUPATION and ever-expanding ILLEGAL SETTLEMENTS.
Quit the ignorance, so some problems can be actually solved!
posted 9:51 am on 01/09/2009
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and yes, i've been stating the obvious so far, but the situation in the middle east has never been complicated. it's just made to seem that way in your country so that no one can criticize israel, even though in israel itself they're more critical of israel.
so, this is not about you being ignorant of politics or history. you're a comedian writing for a comedy website. this isn't about a pro-israel bias that compels you to see things only one-way. this is simply you catering to your readership: left-wing liberals who are either jewish or israel supporters through guilt, and who certainly aren't going to enjoy reading criticism of the only democracy in the middle east, even if it's through comedy.
and that makes you a gutless sellout.
so keep writing about blagojevich and joe the plumber, completely ignore israel, and make sure you alway give the people what they want.
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tornado, the readers here don't support Israel because of Gentile guilt, we support Barack Obama out of white guilt. In fact, liberals and liberal Jews support Hamas and, by extension, the Nazis (http://firedoglake.com/2009/01/05/rosenbaum-accuses-liberals-and
posted 7:40 pm on 01/08/2009
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and besides, reading what you're posting, it's clear that a) you have no idea what you're talking about, or b) you're deliberately ignoring pretty essential stuff.
i'm just sickened by the continuing massacres and your country's mind-boggling hypocrisy. i thought i could turn to one of my favourite websites for some comic relief, and instead i'm more sickened. that's all.
posted 1:57 am on 01/08/2009
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"1- "arabs and jews have been fighting for 3000 years. it goes WAAAAYYYY back." how about this:" etc.
Wait, tornado, how about this: who are you talking to?
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1. "tornado is personally responsible for the Holocaust"
Look, not everyone who opposes Israeli militarism and the occupation of Palestine is anti-Semitic. It is a tired and, frankly speaking, intellectually lazy canard.
2. "tornado engages in deviant sexual behavior, including, but not limited to, anonymous homosexual encounters in truck stop men's rooms, auto-erotic asphyxiation, scat play, and online dating"
You can't prove that.
If you're going to argue with tornado, at least have the common decency to refrain from vicious personal attacks and unsupported non sequiturs.
posted 8:51 pm on 01/06/2009
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how about you try, for a fleeting moment, to not swallow whole the garbage being fed to you by whoever tried to explain this whole "arab vs. jew" thing to you?
1- "arabs and jews have been fighting for 3000 years. it goes WAAAAYYYY back." how about this: israel was "created" 60 years ago, on land whoe original occupants weren't consulted about the matter and who were kicked out by force. try to start there, and you'll see how simple it all is.
2- "arabs want to throw the jews into the sea" let me blow your mind: arabs, palestinians in particular, want JUSTICE. israel took land that belonged to the palestinians, and white people like you still shit their pants every time this is mentioned because you don't want to be reminded of how you let jews be exterminated and did nothing. arabs had NOTHING to do with your crimes, and all they want is JUSTICE.
try it. it's easier than you might think.
in conclusion, fuck hamas and fuck zionism and fuck every american who is ignorant enough to believe zionist myths and too lazy to find out the truth.
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