January 06, 2009

Inaugural planners organizing "used condom cleanup team"

Washington, DC. America's capital, symbol of our greatness, and once a year, a mecca for gay leather fetishists who visit for the annual Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend (celebrating its silver anniversary this year!). This year, the event (which is expected to draw upwards of three thousand leather fans) is taking place from January 16-18, just a few short days before the inauguration of President-Elect Barack Obama, who prefers to keep his own sexual proclivities off the streets of Washington.

Though organizers for both events don't predict any confusion or problems due to the, ahem, "tight" scheduling, we at 23/6 just want to make sure that, whether you're down in DC for the swearing in or the humping, you know the difference between the two events.

Organized by the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, which is "responsible for planning the swearing-in ceremonies for President-elect Obama and Vice President-elect Biden."

Organized by the Centaur Motorcycle Club, which is "a group of men with an enthusiastic interest in motorcycles, leather and other men."

Inauguration participants will be entering office.

Convention participants will be entering orifices.

Barack Obama and Joe Biden will take the oath by swearing on a Bible.

Convention attendees will be breaking many of God's laws.

Selection of Rick Warren to deliver the invocation is a huge slap in the face to gays.

Will feature lots of gays slapping each other in the face..

Crowded inauguration ceremonies will be difficult for most people to see.

Leather fetish activities will be impossible for most people to un-see.

Plenty of inaugural balls.

Ditto.

Posted by: Jason Reich      I’m a fan of Jason Reich
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RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 2:28 pm on 01/06/2009
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Wheres the Annual Gay leather fetish weekend? ...DC
Wheres the largest symbol of Phallic power? ...DC
Wheres the most individual examples of such Phallic members? ...DC
What does DC stand for? Dick Convention.

coincidence? i think NOt!

RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 2:02 pm on 01/06/2009
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makes the phrase "Down in DC" mean something extra!

Its too bad Obama is being inaugurated this year for the GOP, they must really be torn about leaving DC cuz of Obama, vs. missing their annual ritual to satisfy them for the year so they can try to stay in the closet. sadly, each year a few more cannot constrain themselves to hetero-fakery and burst forth from the folding closet doors into the light of freedom for every Mano a Mano Tango!

drivenbyboredom
posted 1:44 pm on 01/06/2009
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Those bikers dont use condoms. Dont be silly.

clementukes
posted 12:12 pm on 01/06/2009
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really, Jason.. did we really need to see that? honestly..

Jick20761
posted 11:33 am on 01/06/2009
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Hahn?,I thought the RNC operatives were vacationing in South America.
V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N! The new platform of the GOP.

larry278
posted 11:32 am on 01/06/2009
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Anti-AIDS activists will demand that the condom clean up team be closely supervised & monitored. Prudes say that sensual thrill seekers will get on the team & try to lick out the contents of the used condoms. However that could possibly spread AIDS & HIV infiltrated body fluids. One needs to use caution when handling condoms at all times.

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