January 06, 2009
Politics

Dianne Feinstein gets her grandma knickers in a twist at Obama

Guess who wants to cut the President Elect's OBalls off?

It's the first day of the 111th Congress and Barack Obama has gotten off to a bad start. With incoming chair of the Senate Intelligence Committee Dianne Feinstein, at least. DiFi, it seems, is pouting Obama didn't inform her ahead of time that he was going to appoint Leon Panetta as his CIA director.

"I was not informed about the selection of Leon Panetta to be the CIA director," said Feinstein.

She added that she believes "the agency is best served by having an intelligence professional in charge at this time." Because, hey, having an "intelligence professional" worked out great with George Tenet, right? And Porter Goss. And Michael Hayden.

For those unfamiliar with Feinstein, she's kind of like Joe Lieberman, only taller, and with weirder hair -- one of those generation of women who think they have to always take the unthinking hawkish a-hole position so they seem "tough."

Unfortunately, she's also chair of the committee that will voting on Panetta's nomination. So how will Obama console poor, angry DiFi? How can he make it up to her? Take the poll...

How can Obama make it up to Dianne Feinstein for not telling her beforehand about Leon Panetta?
Give her a 15 minute heads up about what he's planning to eat for lunch every day.
Apologize for having had the gall to have been right about the Iraq War.
Have the Pentagon send her one of those new "bunker busters" so she can do something with that hair.
Give her advance notice that Lindsay Lohan might be a lesbian.
Make sure to give her time to give consent if he ever plans a disastrous war and needs the cover of "intelligence experts" like her.
Frame the part of the constitution that says Dianne Feinstein has to be informed about a president's cabinet picks.

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SpecialFriend
posted 1:30 pm on 01/08/2009
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what the fuck is she doing with that assault rifle!?

Jick20761
posted 1:19 pm on 01/07/2009
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The Queen of the Conservatives(I know it,no shit)says"We are not amused."

chascates
posted 7:59 pm on 01/06/2009
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New Rule: Anyone over 65 years old who has served at least 15 years in Congress has to either retire or face the firing squad.
Tough, but fair.

Now THAT'S change I bet all of us can get behind!

MexiCan
posted 6:08 pm on 01/06/2009
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Did you see the latest news that Diane says that the fool from Ill. should be seated? Is this old lady taking too many meds?

rusrus
posted 5:09 pm on 01/06/2009
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Send her a link to a picture of his middle finger.

MexiCan
posted 4:55 pm on 01/06/2009
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Jesus H Christ, it's tine for this old bag to GO, and she can take Boxer with her. If Harvey Milk had not been murdered, this old bitty would never had been able to cry her way into the Senate.

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