January 07, 2009

Guy who's probably seen Wolf Blitzer's sack to be next Surgeon General

Dr. Smiley will see you now.

Barack Obama has reportedly approached highly-qualified-but-best-known-as-a-TV-doctor Sanjay Gupta about becoming the country's next surgeon general. No final decision has been made, but insiders say the popular Dr. Gupta would be effective in a job that requires strong communication skills. Past surgeons general have been instrumental in educating the public about health threats such as tobacco and AIDS.

So, will Obama soon be paging Dr. Gupta to the Oval Office? Find out all you need to know about the man who may soon be explaining to you about how they've just discovered all those antioxidants are actually going to kill you.

DR. SANJAY GUPTA: YOUR NEXT SURGEON GENERAL?

Age: 39

Current gig: Assistant professor of neurosurgery at Emory University School of Medicine and associate chief of the neurosurgery service at Grady Memorial Hospital in Atlanta.

But really known for: Being CNN's chief health correspondent and his frequent guest appearances on "Anderson Cooper 360."

And also: Hosts the CNN program "House Call with Dr. Sanjay Gupta" and writes a blog for CNN called "Paging Dr. Gupta." Rejected medical-themed titles included, "Turn Your Head and Cough with Dr. Gupta," "It's Terminal with Dr. Gupta," and "Sorry, Dr. Sanjay Gupta Doesn't Take Your Insurance."

Oh, Doctor: Gupta was named one of the Sexiest Men of 2003 by People magazine.

So, Coop's kind of got a crush on the guy then?: Probably.

Really? A TV guy?: Insiders say Gupta was offered the Surgeon General spot as much for his broadcasting skills as his experience, suggesting Obama values someone who can effectively communicate public health messages. Hopefully things will get interesting as soon as we have a Jocelyn Elders-style masturbation outcry.

One reason Republicans might like this tool of the liberal media: Gupta had a public dustup with Michael Moore following the release of Moore's film, "Sicko." In a CNN report, Gupta claimed Moore had fudged facts in the film. Moore struck back, calling Gupta biased because several of the sponsors for his reports were drug companies. In the end, the two men simply agreed to both be media blowhards.

Do us a solid, Obama: And hire CNN's sexy blog chick Abbi Tatton as your new Secretary of Rowwrrrr.

Posted by: Jason Reich      I’m a fan of Jason Reich
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Jick20761
posted 10:12 am on 01/08/2009
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The only more ardent lobbyist for the health care industry that Obama could have picked for SG would have been that ignoramus from Oklahoma,that doer
of crosswords and opponent of Women's right to choose,Dr.Tom Coburn.
Barry co-authored the Government-wiki bill with this dick,maybe He wasn't too impressed.

ManyRiversToCross - 1 Reply
posted 8:34 pm on 01/07/2009
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"Sorry, Dr. Sanjay Gupta Doesn't Take Your Insurance." :-)

What's next, Judge Judy as Supreme Court Justice nominee? She clearly has the ratings locked up.

Maybe they'll drag out ol Art Ulene to be Gupta's assistant SG.

Billie Mays for Secretary of Commerce!

replying to ManyRiversToCross; posted 2:19 pm on 01/09/2009
Yeah, Billie May for SOC - as long as he doesn't shave off his beard!
BrendanM
posted 5:14 pm on 01/07/2009
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It's a brilliant choice. Can anyone, off the top of their heads, name the current Surgeon General? How about the one before that? And before that? Okay, what about some of their major initiatives? Can anyone name a public health and safety effort by the Surgeon General since the warning labels on cigarettes?

Okay, now who remembers Sanjay Gupta ordering tiger penises while reporting undercover from China?

Just imagine Dr. Gupta using his telegenicism, communications skills, and raw sex-appeal in the service of promoting health care reforms, proper nutrition, exercise, and disease and obesity-prevention. By the end of Obama's third term in office, we'll all have hot "Obama" bods.

Steamboater
posted 2:46 pm on 01/07/2009
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Gupta's a good doctor and is a good appointment. He doesn't have to have experience in the kinds of experience otherSurgeon Genera;s have had. We]ve had enough unhealthy experience from the likes of Bush's appointment to Surgeon General.

MexiCan - 1 Reply
posted 2:40 pm on 01/07/2009
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This choice is kind of, well, dumb. It does make you wonder if people applying for jobs in the Obama Administration have to attach headshots to their resume.

replying to MexiCan; posted 4:48 pm on 01/07/2009
Obama did say he was going to repair the image of America, so why not make our image sexy and multi-ethnic?
Maxx
posted 2:36 pm on 01/07/2009
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Wow Abbi Tatton IS sexy!

adzeman - 1 Reply
posted 2:26 pm on 01/07/2009
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He's a neurologist, not a proctologist. If he has seen Wolf's nutsack it was in a career advancement move.

replying to adzeman; posted 4:56 pm on 01/07/2009
A neurosurgeon is more than qualified to give a standard inguinal hernia exam. Why pay some doctor to examine your scrotum when you can call you co-worker Sanjay to your office? I don't think anyone can say no to the intimidating Wolf Blitzer.
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