January 07, 2009

Poll: Why can't everybody be as nice as the IRS during the recession?

Hopefully this will help out Wesley Snipes.

With the recession driving all of America to consider prostitution, the IRS is showing their nicer side. They're waving tax penalties and postponing asset foreclosures, doing all they can to renegotiate payment plans to keep struggling tax payers from going under.

If the IRS can turn the other cheek, maybe everyone else can follow in stride. What other helping hands would you like to see extended during the recession?

What other financial help could you use during the recession?

The lottery commission could lower the price of lotto tickets to 75 cents. I'd still spend five hundred a week on the lotto, but with 25% more tickets my chances of winning would increase to one in 700 billion!

Extend the national happy hour an extra hour. 5 to 9 instead of 5 to 8. Oh and if there isn't a national happy hour yet, there should be.

Every day at noon Obama should drop sacks of money from helicopters.

Make life insurance companies pay out even in the case of suicide. My kids need that cash, and I shouldn't have to try and make it look like an accident!

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"IRS agents soften heart for delinquent taxpayers" -MyWay

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