January 08, 2009

Drug companies trying to get you to hate them less

They want to turn pill addicts into "pill enthusiasts."

After years of being content to reap billions from hooking the entire world on pills, drug companies are ready to be less monstrous. Top drug-makers see a turning of the tide with the coming Obama administration. Bush was all for putting profits first and health of Americans second, but Obama seems to think there's something wrong with that.

The drug companies are not going to try and fight the new "healthcare for every American" push. They're starting to revamp their own practices to avoid regulation being forced on them, and they're even launching a new advertising campaign hoping to remake their image in the eyes of Americans. To help them out, we came up with a few ads for our favorite drug-makers that they might want to throw into circulation...




Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
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RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 10:17 am on 01/09/2009
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i wont stop hating them till they stop hating me by releasing so much crap that is overpriced, ineffective, and loaded with side effects, and in some cases kills people.
nice companies.

HARBINGER
posted 8:25 pm on 01/08/2009
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If I could only get a'hold of some of the crank that Merck makes...I'd never ask for anything again.

PATina
posted 4:36 pm on 01/08/2009
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hahahahahahaha... I agree about the Abilify (from it's commercials). It's supposed to help anti-depressants work better... but it can make your more depressed and suicidal. I guess their thinking is... after you kill yourself you won't be depressed anymore.

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