January 09, 2009
Economy

America's drug dealer about to cut us off

China celebrates you missing another credit card payment

According to the New York Times, China is "losing taste for debt" from the U.S. Clearly, this is an attempt to goad comedy writers into a 30-minutes-after-you-eat-chinese-you're-hungry-again line. Nice try. And you, too, Royal Bank of Scotland economist Ben Simpfendorfer: "...there's a waning appetite for dollars and a waning appetite for Treasuries."

We don't really understand it (why you're hungry after eating chinese food, and the whole buying debt thing), but it's apparently a bad thing for the U.S. if China stops buying government bonds. And, yes, like everything else, even our debt is made in China. Remember the good ol' days when we produced our own debt, right here in the U.S. of A? Or maybe we've been watching too much Lou Dobbs.

In any case, what can we do to keep China buying our debt? Take the poll and tell us what you think...

How can we get China to keep its taste for U.S. debt?
Announce that we'll use the revenue to increase our taste for melamine.
Promise not to make a "Marley and Me" sequel.
Tell them we need a trillion cans of "debt cat food" made.
Promise to let their freaky 8 year-old gymnasts win at the next Olympics.
Sell Tom Cruise to them.
Unveil this new version of the dollar.

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chaserblue
posted 12:24 pm on 01/12/2009
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I think we should give them fortune cookies with every trillion dollars sold!!

Jick20761
posted 1:26 am on 01/10/2009
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Print "In Mao,We Trust!" and put him on the dollar bill.
They'll buy everyone we print.
Problem solved!

Otherwise the Triad will go door to door to collect their debt or cut off our fingers and toes.

RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 5:01 pm on 01/09/2009
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Ben Simpfendorfer: "...there's a waning appetite for dollars and a waning appetite for Treasuries."


....maybe he actually was just trying to pump up support for "Dowrys" instead.

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