January 09, 2009

Poll: Blago impeachment - How can Rod weasel out of this one?

Impeach me? Just f**kin' try it!

Today is judgment day for Rod Blagojevich. The Illinois House is going to vote on whether to impeach their abundantly coiffed Governor. They are almost certainly going to vote Rod out, and we're almost certain that their vote won't matter a damn. When the Blago story broke there was a resounding chorus of absolute declarations against seating anyone Blago might appoint to Obama's Senate seat. With Roland Burris looking like a done-deal for that seat, Rod has shown he's much craftier than previously assumed.

So how do you think Rod will find a way to get out of this one?

What stunt can Blago pull to make this impeachment vote work for him?
Declare war on Wisconsin. No one would unseat a leader during wartime.
Keep riding those racism accusations surrounding the Burris appointment. He should start using the phrase "Now I know what Abraham Lincoln was up against" by around 11 AM Central time.
Make one more call to see if he can get an Obama cabinet appointment before this impeachment hearing gets started.
Go on the lam. (come on Blago! we want a freeway chase!)

Posted by: Bob Powers      I’m a fan of Bob Powers
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