January 12, 2009

File your digital health records with 23/6...PRIVACY GUARANTEED!

This will only hurt a lot.

President-elect Barack Obama has proposed a sweeping reform of the nation's healthcare system, suggesting that all medical records be computerized and standardized within five years. The hopeful end result is in increase in the quality of care, a decrease in costs, and the creation of thousands of new jobs needed to make the digital database a reality.

Critics of the plan see it as prohibitively expensive and an invitation for invasion of privacy. Others say it's simply too complicated to successfully implement. According to one of George W. Bush's former "health information" czars, "The hard part of this is that we can't just drop a computer on every doctor's desk. Getting electronic records up and running is a very technical task."

But we here at 23/6 aren't naysayers or doomsayers or any other negative kind of thingsayers. We're doers, and that's why we're volunteering to help Barack Obama get the new health records database up and running ahead of schedule. We already have the technology. Simply fill out the following form and we'll forward your records to the White House right away.

THE 23/6 DO-IT-YOURSELF COMPUTERIZED MEDICAL HISTORY FORM

I would describe my current health as:

The last time I saw a doctor was:

I exercise:

I have previously been diagnosed with:

I am allergic to:

I am currently taking the following medication:

My emergency contact is:

I currently have :

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I attest that the statements above are and .

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