January 13, 2009
Politics

Blond on Blond: Why won't Megan McCain talk about Sarah Palin?

McCain's daughter (not the one they bought from Mother Theresa)

Remember the annoying blond halfwit who had 15 minutes of fame during the McCain campaign? Well she's back. And it's not Sarah Palin, it's the other one: McCain's "blogette," Megan McCain. Though just as Sarah hasn't stopped giving interviews, Megan hasn't stopped blogging. In an interview with Monday Morning Clacker, she says the election was "the most liberating experience of my life and I am such a different person now than I was when I started the blog."

Well, that's the power of blogging for you.

But apparently she's not fully liberated, because there was also this:

"Sarah Palin is the only part of the campaign that I won't comment on publicly."

Hmm, very strange. What could Megan be hiding? What is Megan hiding that's keeping her from talking about Sarah Palin? Tell us what you think it is...

Why won't Megan talk about Sarah Palin?
Cindy and Sarah are such great friends that Megan doesn't want to intrude on what we could all see was a warm and mutually supportive relationship.
Megan is Trig's mother and Track is the father.
She still has one of those "I'm-a-conservative-but-I'm-also-rebellious" red leather skirts from Saks that she borrowed from Sarah.
Trig is Tripp's father and Todd is the mother.
She hates reforming mavericks with proven executive experience.
Sarah is Megan's mother.

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vagabondstory
posted 11:44 am on 01/16/2009
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she is too smart to get involved with that white trash clan from alaska...

http://www.vagabondstory.com

astroup
posted 11:47 am on 01/14/2009
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She knows Palin is a rube and an ingrate but she also knows that chances are, she will be the republican nominee in 2012 because republicans are mostly....well....rubes and ingrates. She hasn't quite grasped the "grit your teeth and plaster on a fake smile" abilities that her father has excelled in and when they're forced to endorse the dumbaska from Alaska we won't have written proof that she's lying. Smart girl!

RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 11:15 am on 01/14/2009
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This poll is just so funny in so many ways!

Drfelch - 1 Reply
posted 2:35 am on 01/14/2009
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She's my sister AND my daughter!

replying to Drfelch; posted 7:14 pm on 01/14/2009
You win.
lunchlady
posted 1:35 am on 01/14/2009
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Oh she'll talk eventually. After Sarah's book comes out and says nasty things about the McCains, plus Sarah gets millions. Meghan will dish for free- she doesn't need the money and she will want to defend her parents' honor. Or maybe she'll wait until after the 2012 GOP loss.

JeepRover
posted 8:28 pm on 01/13/2009
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I was hoping for one of the possibilities being a sordid lesbian affair. Let's be honest-we'd all watch. I would. Then again, I watch the squirrels in my back yard.

kevingiampa
posted 5:36 pm on 01/13/2009
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I think I speak for everyone when I write, the only "cover-up" we want exposed is her bra. Am I right, people?

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