January 15, 2009

How does one say "oops" in Hebrew?

The Israelis contend that Hamas is deliberately using human shields to incur as much bloodshed- and international outrage- as possible. Last week, the Israelis pounded a school and today, they shelled a UN compound full of food and humanitarian supplies. Israel's claims that Hamas was firing from that compound.

We have to take off our hajibs to Hamas, because the UN is not having any of it. Said U.N. Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon, "I conveyed my strong protest and outrage to the defense minister and foreign minister and demanded a full explanation." Ki-moon claims an Israeli defense minister called the bombing a "grave mistake."

Schools... a warehouse full of food? Hamas has Israel so spooked that they're shooting at lettuce. Where else should Hamas hide in order to goad the Israelis? We crankcalled 300 Americans last night and this is what they told us:

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RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 4:41 pm on 01/19/2009
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I say, if all of Hamas would go on video doing the SNL fancypantsdance to the same music, the same way, give them what they want.
there dispute settled.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJRQTMvRfyQ

davidwayneosedach
posted 6:19 pm on 01/18/2009
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One says 'OOps' in hebrew when one stops pulling out memories of the Holocaust every week of the year (in every American paper) since the 1940's. We've had enough of Holocaust. Let's move on please...

DirtyJerz - 1 Reply
posted 10:46 pm on 01/15/2009
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oops
(מ"ק) אופס!, או"! (קר"את "פתע")

replying to DirtyJerz; posted 12:20 am on 01/16/2009
Thank you Jerz!
rusrus
posted 1:39 pm on 01/15/2009
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How about at my neighbor's house? If that fucking dog shits in my yard one more time...

drakke - 1 Reply
posted 1:14 pm on 01/15/2009
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Perhaps the Rothschild-Zionist-Likud cabal is finally running out of holocaust "credits"? One can only hope. They've been running on this sympathy ploy for quite some time while committing heinous acts far and wide. And, interestingly, some credible folks have the audacity to suggest that the cynical Rothschild types actually helped facilitate the holocaust through various banking/funding schemes. Two major focuses here were to rid the "gene pool" of "Jewish riffraff", while simultaneously creating appropriate sympathy to allow for the Zionist/Rothschild takeover of Palestine. So "clever".

replying to drakke; posted 3:04 pm on 01/15/2009
I thought the Rothchilds died when they flew planes into the World Trade Center?
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