January 16, 2009
Douchebags

ATTACK ON AMERICA!

Waterboard them!

Just 4 days before the inauguration of Barack Obama, a gaggle of geese attacked a commercial airliner over the Hudson River in New York City . The brazen assault, called a "bird strike," happened minutes after USAirways flight 1549 departed from LaGuardia. We urge President Bush to show no mercy to these geese by invading a duck pond.

Update! 7:15 AM According to the Today Show, these geese may have been Canadian. Figures.

Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin      I’m a fan of Laurie Kilmartin
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chascates
posted 2:32 pm on 01/16/2009
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Won't someone PLEASE think of the goslings!?!

RamaLamaDingDong768
posted 1:50 pm on 01/16/2009
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[The brazen assault, called a "bird strike," ]
Its called a "Double Birdstrike". Both engines were hit, meaning "Double". Didnt ya read the freakin news there?

BlueBaller
posted 1:34 pm on 01/16/2009
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Great, give Bush a reason to invade Mexico before he leaves office.

DuncanQuirk
posted 10:59 am on 01/16/2009
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These geese must have ties to al-Qaeda, there M.O. is too damn similar.

AussieRick
posted 5:07 am on 01/16/2009
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I think it only fitting that the collective 'gaggle' also be applied to terrorists as a whole. If we refer to them as such, perhaps those suicide bombers will seem almost comical. Ain't that a laugh!

kevingiampa
posted 2:46 am on 01/16/2009
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They came for the geese, and I said nothing....

kevingiampa
posted 2:46 am on 01/16/2009
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We do not torture...geese.

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