Yes, you can skip your 12 PM spin class today

Last night, Rachel Maddow called Tuesday's inauguration a "where were you when" moment. Personally, we call it a "where are you pretending you were when you were actually sitting on your ass watching MSNBC" moment. But maybe you're different. So tell us:

Where will you be when Barack Obama is sworn in as President of the United States?

Getting laid at my first annual "Barack Obang-a-thon."

Flying to a country that doesn't extradite. (Don Rumsfeld only)

Back at the White House, taking all the H's off the keyboards.

By pure coincidence, I'll be pulling my troops out of Gaza.

Protesting. I don't care who "The Man" is, I just know that I hate his guts.

At the Washington Mall, manning the world's most profitable Port-a-potty.

Watching "All My Children." Aw crap, they aren't gonna pre-empt, are they?

Where I am everyday: Twittering from the crapper.

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"How to watch Obama's inauguration online"- CNN. com

If there was a god, i'd be banging that t-shirt girl in the banner ad at the top of your homepage.

Since it doesn't appear that she's gonna show up in my office in the next several hours, two things are guaranteed:

1. there is no god
2. i'll be in the mensroom "occupied" for about ten minutes

after my "release" i'll watch that mofo get sworn in and in the excitement of the lunchroom television watching, i'll try to grab some ass and maybe touch that hot chick from accounting's left tit

AussieRick
posted 12:39 am on 01/20/2009

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I'll be in Australia. Up at 3-fucking-AM. But I'm doing it for you, Obama. You and my suffocating insomnia.

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Yes, you can skip your 12 PM spin class today

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