January 21, 2009

Advice from a failure

The new president blatantly ignores Bush's suggested "poor posture walk."

In the grand tradition of...uh, tradition, outgoing president George W. Bush left something for Barack Obama on the Oval Office desk. And no, it wasn't a steaming pile of excrement. It was note wishing the new president well and offering some advice on life in the White House.

The content of the note is supposedly a big secret, though luckily, our spies in Washington were able to sneak past White House security, infiltrate the Oval Office, make a copy of the letter (portable scanner, natch) and get it back to us so we could post it for your reading pleasure. What advice does 43 have for 44? Take a look.

Posted by: Jason Reich      I’m a fan of Jason Reich
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Spiffarino
posted 12:05 am on 01/27/2009
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This is an obvious fake. The real one was done in crayon.

whitesmoke
posted 6:59 am on 01/24/2009
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As far as our ex-(P)resident being considered a failure, I think that's being far too gracious. Simply put:

George W. Bush is to the Presidency
What Mozart is to cross-country skiing.

And perhaps even that assessment is a bit too kind...

ilsnowbird - 3 Replies
posted 2:00 pm on 01/23/2009
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I wouldn't call, not being attacked by terriorists ever since 9/11, a failure, and we did get Saddam Hussein, who paid Hamas to butcher 900 Israelis. This sorry attempt at political satire is really tasteless. I could have done it, but I have much more productive pursuits so I will work on the Polar Express 2012.

replying to ilsnowbird; posted 1:52 pm on 01/24/2009
It is very hard to prove a negative. We have no proof whatsoever that ex-President Bush prevented a terrorist attack. Just because it hasn't happened is no indication that it had anything to do with the outgoing presidents policies or actions.
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larry278
posted 9:23 pm on 01/22/2009
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W still thinks that sodomy is a word used by landscapers/gardeners.

irishfly
posted 10:12 am on 01/22/2009
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Not enough spelling and/or grammatical errors. Plus, it's not in crayon!

ManyRiversToCross
posted 3:15 pm on 01/21/2009
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I hope Secret Service opened that up with haz mat suits on. The Shrub is such a prankster, I can only imagine what his friends at the CDC could have cooked up to be included in there. Not Kidding.

Houston, I hope you enjoy your idiot.

rusrus
posted 3:03 pm on 01/21/2009
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Where are the doodles of Navy jets and stick figures engaged in sodomy?

politicoprincess
posted 2:41 pm on 01/21/2009
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sounds about right

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