January 21, 2009

The First Couple: A fairy tale that makes us gag

Gross. Get a room.

The Obamas: he went to Harvard, she went to Princeton. He is the President, she is the First Lady, he reads philosophy, she has the upper arms of a 9-year-old Chinese gymnast. And they are in love. Who are these a-holes? Our Venn tells all:

The Obamas
Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin      I’m a fan of Laurie Kilmartin
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Nyckname
posted 10:01 pm on 01/24/2009
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It's funny 'cause it's true?

whitesmoke
posted 4:57 pm on 01/24/2009
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I actually know what a "Venn" is - who knew when I learned about them
way back in ought seventy-four that some 35 years later I would be
seeing them on the internets. Wow. Please provide advance warning if
you plan to use a "Veitch" so as not to risk imploding what's left of
my cerebral cortex

Zanna
posted 3:25 pm on 01/23/2009
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They know every move they make is going to end up in the history books.....

INDYVOTER76
posted 6:02 pm on 01/22/2009
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Those two are sickning, but for some odd reason I would love to see them "do it"!!

FrankenPC
posted 5:45 pm on 01/22/2009
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Ok, this has gone far enough! I'm a fat, under motivated slob and they are making me look bad! I've started jogging for christ's sake! What has happened to this gloriously apathetic country of mine!?

HARBINGER
posted 3:42 pm on 01/22/2009
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Is it just me? Almost everything that brings a smile to someone else's face make me gag.Does this mean I hate all people or the wealthy,happy ones?Let's see...there is no question.I hate all people.

politicoprincess
posted 2:15 pm on 01/21/2009
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perfect!

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