Just the other day Caroline Kennedy was being called the front-runner to be appointed to Hillary Clinton's senate seat by Gov. David Paterson. Today she's dropping out, citing "personal reasons," which is another way of saying "to spend time with my family," which is another way of saying "things will get very embarrassing/felonious if I don't drop out/resign immediately. Dammit, do you know what these people are capable of?"

So why do you think Caroline really dropped her bid for the senate?