January 23, 2009

Adopt-a-Gitmo-detainee!

Ladies, he's single.

Now that President Obama has ordered the closure of Gitmo, the elephant in the room is cuffed, wearing an orange jumpsuit. Where will we put these detainees? Some of them are real terrorists, while others are Canadian. Most US senators are doing the ole NIMHS (not in my home state), while an editor at The Pitch, a Kansas City newspaper, is practically begging for a chance to guard detainees at Fort Leavenworth:

"I, for one, would be proud if Fort Leavenworth took [detainees]. Recalling George W. Bush's famous phrase, I say: Bring 'em on." (h/t Andrew Sullivan)

Interesting. However, let us not forget that Leavenworth is in Kansas. Haven't these terrorists been tortured enough?

Where should we put the detainees after Gitmo is closed?
In a time machine that is set to Sept 8, 2001, which gives us three days to put locks on all cockpit doors.
How about next door to Jim, the Level 3 sex offender who I just found out is my neighbor?
On a ranch, in Crawford.
In the co-host chair on "Hannity."
In the new Hooverville, an empty Circuit City.

Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin      I’m a fan of Laurie Kilmartin
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BrendanM
posted 11:48 am on 01/25/2009
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I think Kansas is the perfect place to put them. Why? 'Cause fuck Kansas, that's why. Even with Gov. Sebelius on the ticket, Obama isn't going to win the state, so who gives a shit if they don't want brown people in their state (Mexicans, terrorists, half-breed muslin presidents, etc.)?

jan4insight - 1 Reply
posted 1:02 am on 01/24/2009
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Since most of these detainees have never been charged with anything, can't we just let them go home?????

replying to jan4insight; posted 11:43 am on 01/25/2009
After what Bush and Cheney did to them? If they weren't terrorists before, they probably are now.
liberallovin
posted 10:03 pm on 01/23/2009
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wherever our dignified ex-president happens to be.

rusrus
posted 2:42 pm on 01/23/2009
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Can't they stand outside Home Depot and wait for day labor opportunities like all the other illegal aliens?

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