Douchebags

Everyone's favorite disgraced governor, Rod Blagojevich, has been making the talk show rounds these past few days. After suggesting that he had considered Oprah Winfrey as a replacement for Barack Obama in the Senate, the beleaguered Blago appeared Monday on ABC's "Good Morning America" and "The View," and gave his first live prime-time interview on CNN's "Larry King Live."

Larry? Sure. GMA? Okay, why not. But once you start gossiping with the ladies of "The View," buddy, you are off the deep end in terms of your television bookings. Sharp-eyed viewers might have caught Blago appearing on a few other shows this week. Check your local listings for re-air times.

THE TYRA BANKS SHOW: Tyra talks with Rod Blagojevich about the challenges he has faced trying to hold on to his family during these difficult times, after which the two discuss 50 smart and sassy hairstyles for the coming spring.

TWO AND A HALF MEN: Blagojevich appears in a guest star turn as Jake's new substitute teacher while his regular teacher is out on maternity leave. Alan isn't happy about the turn of events and urges Jake to trust his own moral center, but randy Uncle Charlie finds out that Blago's chief of staff is single, attractive and in counseling for sex addiction. A battle of wills ensues as Alan tries to get Blago fired while Charlie does his best to keep him in the job until he can score with Blago's number two.

ROCK OF LOVE BUS WITH BRET MICHAELS: In the latest episode, Melissa and Beverly challenge each other to a pillow fight to win some alone time with Bret, while Rod Blagojevich prepares a four-course meal wearing nothing but fishnets and a revealing maid outfit in order to catch Bret's eye and get backstage passes to his next show.

ESCAPE TO CHIMP EDEN: Rod Blagojevich joins the cast of this Animal Planet favorite as "Rod," a chimpanzee whose wild habits and unpredictable behavior have made mating difficult. The other males in the group seem skeptical of this newcomer, but in the end, Rod's hilarious antics and lush, well-groomed coat win the other chimps over.

DEAL OR NO DEAL: Contestant Rod Blagojevich is indicted on corruption charges when he tries to bribe the banker to reveal the location of the million dollar prize.