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The Twelve Days of Recession Christmas
December 25, 2008 - Just because the Dow is hovering around 8600 points and your bank account is hovering around $86 doesn't mean Christmas is canceled this year. In fact, it means we need the Christmas spirit even more than those fat years where we all feasted on 30 pound turkeys stuffed with...

Another desperate attempt to make the Olympics seem cool
Another desperate attempt to make the Olympics seem cool
August 6, 2008 - In NBC's latest misguided attempt at escaping fourth place, the network will offer 3,600 hours of Olympics coverage spread over eight separate sources: NBC, MSNBC, CNBC, Oxygen, Telemundo, USA, Universal HD and NBCOlympics.com. Most of you 18-34 year-olds probably weren't planning on watching the...
Remember Afghanistan? A walk down IED-strewn memory lane
Remember Afghanistan? A walk down IED-strewn memory lane
July 20, 2008 - Both John McCain and Barack Obama have been turning their foreign policy focus toward the war in Afghanistan, and the Pentagon is even considering sending in more troops, but one question remains...
White candidates drive like this, but black candidates drive like <em>this</em>...
White candidates drive like this, but black candidates drive like this...
July 21, 2008 - In his latest attempt to secure the all-important "moonshine vote," Barack Obama's campaign is in talks to become the primary sponsor of a NASCAR racecar. What does a liberal elitist like Obama know about racist rednecks, sloppy drunks, obnoxious corporate sponsorship, and going in circles for hour...
FAQ: FISA bill
FAQ: FISA bill
July 10, 2008 - By now, we all know the Senate has approved the bitterly contested rewrite of the 1978 Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, overhauling rules on secret government eavesdropping and shielding telecommunications companies from lawsuits. Sounds pretty cut and dried, right? Well, do you know what...
The 23/6 George W. Bush Olympic Opening Ceremonies Attendance Defense Chatbot
The 23/6 George W. Bush Olympic Opening Ceremonies Attendance Defense Chatbot
July 7, 2008 - Despite plans by several world leaders to boycott the Beijing Olympics opening ceremonies due to China's human rights record, President Bush is defending his decision to attend the ceremonies next month, saying that not going "would be an affront to the Chinese people." We know what you're thinking...
Fourth of July Special: The Year in Grilling
Fourth of July Special: The Year in Grilling
July 3, 2008 - Fourth of July weekend means pool parties, American flag shirts and an ill-advised combination of alcohol and fireworks. America's birthday also means barbecue grills nationwide will be cooking up over 150 million pounds of beef, 90 million pounds of chicken, and a couple veggie patties for the anno...
The Supreme Court and guns: kiss, kiss, bang, bang
The Supreme Court and guns: kiss, kiss, bang, bang
June 26, 2008 - Congratulations, people who look forward to shooting intruders in their home! The Supreme Court has declared, for the first time ever, that the Constitution protects an individual's right to have a gun. The ruling strikes down a District of Columbia gun ban, on the books since 1976, that made...
Barack and Hillary, together again, for the first time
Barack and Hillary, together again, for the first time
June 25, 2008 - Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton joined forces today for their first joint appearance since their relationship evolved from bitter rivals to bestest pals. The rally took place in the conveniently named Unity, N.H. Although it will certainly be a difficult task to persuade Clinton donors to begin fo...
23/6 Gay Wedding Ceremony-o-Tron
23/6 Gay Wedding Ceremony-o-Tron
June 19, 2008 - As of 5 p.m. PST Monday it became legal for California county clerks to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples. Lesbian octogenarians Del Martin, and Phyllis Lyon were the first and only couple to be wed in San Francisco that day, in a small ceremony attended by family...
Ron Paul breaks the hearts of creepy people everywhere
Ron Paul breaks the hearts of creepy people everywhere
June 13, 2008 - Three full months after GOP-Libertarian candidate Ron Paul announced his presidential campaign would be "winding down", he's actually throwing in the towel for real. Yes, the man who spent over a year pledging to dismantle the United States military has finally ended his quest to be elected its...
The 23/6 Scathing E-mail-o-Tron
The 23/6 Scathing E-mail-o-Tron
June 3, 2008 - If you felt an unusual heat on your fingertips while checking your e-mail today, it's because the Internets were set ablaze this weekend by the ghosts of Election '96 Past. First, in the wake of Scott McClellan's tell-all book, former senator and presidential nominee...
News for Kids: Hillary's High School Horror Show
News for Kids: Hillary's High School Horror Show
May 30, 2008 - With both popular opinion and basic mathematics having dashed her presidential hopes, Hillary Clinton now faces the uncomfortable situation of returning to her old job as a United States Senator. Once a popular, up-and-coming legislator, Hillary...
FAQ: farm bill
FAQ: farm bill
May 23, 2008 - First the House and Senate passed the Farm Bill, then President Bush vetoed it, then the House voted to override that veto, and now it seems like some mysterious "clerical error" might me...
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