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From The Room: Beijing 2008: Some Last-Minute Adjustments
August 7, 2008 - Given the recent environmental concerns about the upcoming Olympic Games in Beijing, we, the Chinese Olympic Committee, would like to assure you that all necessary precautions have been taken to guarantee the grandest and the safest Olympics the world has ever seen. Even Mother Nature's mysterious...
China will pay you to stop all that annoying "grieving"
July 27, 2008 - With the world preparing to watch the Beijing Olympics during the CSI: Miami commercial breaks, China is making sure its people appear to be one big, happy family by asking people to not publicly mourn earthquake victims. Yes, with the all eyes on China, the nation wants the world to...
From The Room: Olympic Hopeful Enlists Mark Penn to Create Feel-Good Back Story
June 26, 2008 - Former Clinton adviser eager to "fill in the blanks" in gymnast's shockingly uneventful narrative. IRVINGTON, New York (Sportsman's Daily Wire Service) -- Sticking your landing under the fierce gaze of the Karolyis--Martha and Bela--is...
From The Room: China Responds to Pre-Olympic Complaints
April 15, 2008 - Dear World, We know you think we're a little crazy over here in China. But you've got to relax. You keep on complaining about our Olympics. "You're torturing dissidents!" "Your air is brown!" You're so silly, World, to concern yourself with thes...
HOAX! China hosting the Summer Olympics
April 1, 2008 - Ha ha, IOC. You got us. The most elaborate April Fool's prank ever was launched on July 13, 2001, when the International Olympic Committee announced that...From The Feed: That Ren Wei needs to chill out
February 7, 2008 - The translator for this 700 Club report on the Beijing Olympics sounds like he needs a hug...
