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If life gives you lemons: make Obama Stimulus Juice
If life gives you lemons: make Obama Stimulus Juice
January 13, 2009 - How does an incoming president who promises change and bold break from the usual style of Washington pandering sell his new policies? By respecting the people enough to be straight with them focusing group testing all the new policies. According to Bloomberg, the Obama team is...
Daniel Kurtzman
From The Room: 2008's Funniest Political Moments
December 29, 2008 - In a year when everyone was looking for a bailout, politicians did more for political comedy than any other industry. We had governors gone rogue, reverends gone wild, shoe-throwers, imaginary snipers and, of course, everyone's favorite mavericky, Prada-wearing hockey mom. As a salute to those who m...
All we want for Xmas is $17.4 billion
All we want for Xmas is $17.4 billion
December 19, 2008 - Happy holidays, auto industry! Today President Bush announced that the federal government will be making loans to troubled car giants General Motors and Chrysler, in the hopes of keeping them afloat. Bush said that he made the decision to put the burden on taxpayers due to the recession, but that...
James Rotondi
From The Room: We're in a "Repression": The Economics of Shame
December 9, 2008 - If the current recession started last December, as the latest findings from the National Bureau of Economic Research clearly indicate, then it stands to reason that, considering things have gotten a lot worse since then, we're a lot closer to a depression than anyone has realized. Perhaps we're...
Will Durst
From The Room: The Clueless Cup
December 5, 2008 - In an upset worthy of Marin Day School covering the spread against the Green Bay Packers through the first three quarters of a spirited scrimmage at Lambeau Field, the coveted Clueless Cup appears to be on the verge of falling out of the clutches of President Bush's staff for...
Jeffrey Jena
From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: How Is That Bailout Coming?
December 2, 2008 - The CEOs of the big three auto makers are back in Washington today. They were sent home two weeks ago by Sister Nancy after showing up for their bailout without their book reports. Later it was disclosed that, GASP! HORROR! SHOCKING! They flew to D.C. on corporate jets. Those...
Leighann Lord
From The Room: The Carving Conundrum
November 26, 2008 - The local news had a cooking segment on how to carve a Thanksgiving turkey and I thought to myself, "This isn't news! What idiot doesn't know how to carve a turkey?" Oh wait... me. If it were up to moi, I'd pass the turkey around the table...
Two lame ducks, sittin' around quackin'
November 25, 2008 - Yesterday, Barack Obama introduced his new economic team and promised an emergency stimulus package upon his inauguration. Stocks soared after the feds intervened to prevent the collapse of Citigroup. The outgoing President and his Treasury Secretary had a few words to say on the matter. We were t...
Jeffrey Jena
From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Will the Last Person Not on the Dole Please Punch in and Get Busy?
November 12, 2008 - The problem with bailouts, aside from the fact they promote socialism, take away the incentive to succeed, allow crappy businesses to continue, stifle innovation, prevent morons from making needed career changes, and generally screw up the economy, is that they don't work. I am trying to think of a...
Fifty rub n' tugs for $80b - Meeting minutes from the AIG retreat
Fifty rub n' tugs for $80b - Meeting minutes from the AIG retreat
October 9, 2008 - Barack Obama wants to fire them. The House Oversight committee is super-pissed at them. All because AIG executives didn't let the ink dry on their $85 billion bailout before spending almost half a million dolla...
Joe and Noah's $700 Billion Bailout Deal
23/6 Video: Joe and Noah's $700 Billion Bailout Deal
October 1, 2008 - We know of two citizens of Main Street who aren't waiting for congress to look after them, and their names are Joe and Noah. These two kids represent the American enterprising spirit at its best. Especially Noah. That dude has been up for like four days already, doing nothing...
Sarah Palin Vlog #4: The Big Day
23/6 Video: Sarah Palin Vlog #4: The Big Day
October 1, 2008 - Down to the wire now. Sarah and Dina are up early cramming and jamming for tonight's big face-off. They're finding Sarah's weak spots and plugging holes. If Mr. Joe Biden tries to slap Sarah's face with her own rape kit, she'll be ready...
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