blagojevich impeachment

This is Blago TV

January 27, 2009 - Everyone's favorite disgraced governor, Rod Blagojevich, has been making the talk show rounds these past few days. After suggesting that he had considered Oprah Winfrey as a replacement for Barack Obama in the Senate, the beleaguered Blago appeared Monday on ABC's "Good Morning America" and "The Vie...

From The Feed: Blago gave a press conference (and it felt like a kiss)

January 9, 2009 - We have not understood Rod Blagojevich's power over the state of Illinois until this press conference. He is persuasive, well-dressed and our new pretend boyfriend. Tough, yet sensitive. He quotes Tennyson, loves pap smears and hosts Pink potlucks. Once d...

Meet the man who voted not to impeach Blago: Rep. Milton Patterson

January 9, 2009 - The Illinois House of Representatives has voted to impeach that wonderful gift from the comedy gods, Gov. Rod Blagojevich, setting the stage for his trial in the state Senate. The naughty governor was cited for abuse of office, scheming to get personal gain out of making a Senate appointment, and...

Poll: Blago impeachment - How can Rod weasel out of this one?

January 9, 2009 - Today is judgment day for Rod Blagojevich. The Illinois House is going to vote on whether to impeach their abundantly coiffed Governor. They are almost certainly going to vote Rod out, and we're almost c...

From The Room: This Week in Cheating

December 17, 2008 - What a fantastic week for cheating. Let's start with the big boys... Bernard Madoff was arrested for running a Ponzi scheme which wiped out over $50 billion from Austria to West Palm Beach. (Hey, West Palm remember when you voted for Buchanan? Paybacks a byatch). Taking advantage of the...

Poll: Is Blago gonna resign or what?

December 16, 2008 - What exactly is Rod Blagojevich planning here? The Governor returned to work on Monday and signed a new bill not two hours after the legislature announced they were looking into impeachment proceedings...

Blago's "Football"

December 15, 2008 - It's official. Rod Blagojevich has rendered all efforts to satirize his behavior redundant. His time as governor was spent writing all the punchlines himself before anyone else could get the chance. Today we learn that...

Dickipedia: Rod Blagojevich

December 15, 2008 - Milorad "Rod" R. Blagojevich (born December 10, 1956) is a politician, currently clinging to one last toehold as chief executive of Illinois, and a dick...

Yes, this Blago story will continue through the weekend

December 11, 2008 - Governor Blagojevich showed up for work again today, ignoring calls from the President-elect to step down. Blago's spokeswoman, Kelley Quinn, who said the Governor's schedule was "business as usual," explained her boss's thinking: "At the end of the day, the top priority for our office is...