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What to expect when you're expected to be a terrible parent

January 2, 2009 - Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin wants you to know her knocked-up daughter and sketchy son-in-law to be are doing just fine, thank you very much. The former vice presidential candidate says the young couple are "working their butts off" to be good parents to new baby Tripp. I...

23/6 Video: BRISTOL PALIN'S BABY BORN -- FIND OUT THE SHOCKING NAME...

December 22, 2008 - Breaking as we speak...

From Ashley Todd to Levi Johnston: The five Stupidest things that happened this election

November 3, 2008 - This election has been as historic as its candidates and their surrogates have been retarded. The number of milestones crossed is rivaled only by the number of times someone said or did something jaw-droppingly stupid. Herewith is a quick rundown of the five stupidest campaign trail blunde...

Levi Johnston has been told he wants to say something

October 13, 2008 - The tall, dark and handsome hunk of Wasilla speaks! Levi Johnston, the future husband of Bristol Palin and father of her child, gave a...

"October surprise"- McCain's had two already and it's still September

September 29, 2008 - TNR's Isaac Chotiner and Nate Silver prove that, although the media may be continuing to call this race a "dead heat," Obama has a solid lead now, and McCain is...

Save the date! Bristol to marry Levi when McCain slips below 42%

September 29, 2008 - The floundering McCain campaign is reportedly counting on Bristol Palin to hand them the election. Bristol's baby is due sometime in December. The campaign is trying to arrange a pre-election weddin...

You'd be miserable too if you'd married that guy you banged twice in high school

September 18, 2008 - Bristol Palin and her fiancee Levi Johnston were seen looking unhappy together at a Sarah Palin event. HuffPost OfftheBus'er Donald Mitchell describes the expectant parents as such: "But not onc...

23/6 Video: Future News: Sarah Palin's Daughter's Baby

September 15, 2008 - If there's one thing Americans can agree on, it's that the baby soon to be delivered by Sarah Palin's pregnant teenage daughter, Bristol, is a beautiful gift, and to suggest otherwise is to question God's benevolence and His plan for leading us towards the Rapture. Could...

From The Room: Some Awkward Moments to Look Forward to During the Palin Vice Presidency

September 11, 2008 - In the altogether likely event that Palin is elected into office and the Republicans prove once again that the American public is, in fact, still as dumb as they hoped, here are some unfortunate glimpses into what we can expect. Sarah: Do you know the difference between a hockey mom...

From The Room: New Rule: Pro-Life of the Party

September 9, 2008 - New Rule: You can't be the party that rails against teen pregnancy and then trot out a pregnant teen for a victory lap...

From The Room: Why Isn't Anyone Talking About Willow Palin's Baby?

September 8, 2008 - At age 14 Willow single-handedly took care of an orphan baby and faced incredible danger transporting this baby on foot in the Alaskan wilds to safety. This baby's name was Elora Dannon and the evil Queen Bavmorda with all of her powe...

From The Room: Voting for Vaginas

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From The Room: Sarah Palin's Grand-Baby-Daddy

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From The Room: Bristol Palin's Fetus Speaks at Republican Convention

September 5, 2008 - In a surprise appearance at the GOP convention, the future grandchild of vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin wowed Republicans last night with a spirited defense of conservative pro-life values. "John McCain is the only candidate who guarantees my right to enter this world, get a wacky first name...

From The Room: My RNC Suggestion: Marry Bristol Palin and Her Baby Daddy LIVE Onstage!

September 4, 2008 - Senator McCain, thanks for bringing the circus to town. You've already knocked Obama so far out of the news cycle that he now seems to have all the sizzle of Joe Biden. Tomorrow is the big finale of Republican National Convention, you've got Obama on the ropes and...