Caroline Kennedy

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From The Room: Blagojevich 2.0
January 13, 2009 - Believe it or not, I think there's more to be said about the shenanigans of Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich. First of all, let's talk about the reaction of other political officials to Blagojevich's alleged desire to "sell" the Senate seat. They reminded me of Claude Raines in...
Battle of the dynasties!
Battle of the dynasties!
January 8, 2009 - We thought Caroline Kennedy had Hillary's seat wrapped up with her "Because I'm a Kennedy" platform. But Andrew Cuomo is apparently looking to challenge her with his "Wait a minute, I'm a Cuomo" message of hope. It's the...
Wanted: U.S. senator from NY, freaks need not apply
Wanted: U.S. senator from NY, freaks need not apply
January 7, 2009 - Want to be considered a candidate for the next U.S. senator from New York? Yeah, we bet you do. Tough, because there's no way you're going to pass the rigorous application standards set by the office of Gov. David Paterson. At least six contenders for the seat...
Poll: Why are you resisting Caroline Kennedy?
Poll: Why are you resisting Caroline Kennedy?
December 24, 2008 - New York Democrats are expressing their displeasure at the imminent appointment of Caroline Kennedy to the senate seat vacated by Hillary Clinton. An anonymous adviser to Governor Paterson said, "You have people going around saying, 'Oh yeah, it's a done deal.' The quickest way to not get something...
We are all Dreschers
From The Feed: We are all Dreschers
December 16, 2008 - Fran Drescher discussed her working class roots and even suppressed that dying hyena laugh of hers to throw her hat in the ring for Senator. Apparently she's such besties with the Kennedy's she ate dinner with a couple of em' once. If the Nanny can do it, so...
Jeffrey Jena
From The Room: The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Governor Paterson, I'm Looking for a Gig and I Could Use the Money
December 16, 2008 - I was laughing like crazy when I saw the video of the greatest Democrat president ever ducking shoes in Baghdad. It reminded me a lot of my relationship with the first Mrs. Jena. She was a bit disappointed with my exit strategy as well and would sometimes hurl a shoe...
Caroline to usher in new era of sober Kennedys
Caroline to usher in new era of sober Kennedys
December 8, 2008 - Private citizen Caroline Kennedy has placed herself in the running for Hillary Clinton's senate seat. As Clinton leaves to run the State Department, New York...
Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: White House Pets
Inappropriate Hottie Rundown: White House Pets
November 20, 2008 - Okay, okay, enough already. The entire nation is swept up in Obama Dog Fever, and everyone wants to know what kind of dog they're going to get. This presidential pet mania has grown to such an extreme that the New York Times even has a...
From The Feed: Caroline Kennedy wants a candidate just like dear old dad
January 30, 2008 - Who doesn't love Caroline Kennedy? You want to give her a big hug and tell her how sorry you are that you'll never have the chance to be her sister-in-law...
Jeremy Taylor
From The Room: To Catch a Predator: Neil Diamond
November 21, 2007 - Ever since elementary school music class, where I was forced to sing Neil Diamond's ET-inspired ode to intergalactic yearning, Heartlight, I've been a huge fan of the man who is often called the Jewish Elvis. (Although some will claim Elvis is the Jewish Elvis ) In fact, I...

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