January 9, 2009 - According to the New York Times, China is "losing taste for debt" from the U.S. Clearly, this is an attempt to goad comedy writers into a 30-minutes-after-you-eat-chinese-you're-hungry-again line. Nice try. And you, too, Royal Bank of Scotland economist Ben Simpfendorfer...
December 21, 2008 - This week China blocked Web access to the New York Times, presumably to keep its citizens from reading news from the United States. As an occasional columnist for a comedy news website, my responsibility is clear. If there's one place no one ever looks...
December 5, 2008 - I can't remember if it was Casey Kasem or Chuck Klosterman who recently noted that "Reviewing Chinese Democracy is not like reviewing music. It's more like reviewing a unicorn. Should I primarily be blo...
October 30, 2008 - A recent online poll conducted by the U.S. Embassy on the China Daily website shows that 75 percent of the People's people favor Obama over McCain. An analyst of a Horizon Researc...
September 10, 2008 - First, I want to apologize for my silence the last couple of months, and equally for the arrogant implication that anyone might care either way. Actually the contrition is more to do with the guilt I feel at appearing to shirk my Protestant work ethic. Although, as your current administration...
August 26, 2008 - One lone man in a room seems a little nervous about Barack Obama's candidacy...
August 18, 2008 - The United States and China are locked in a heated race for global human rights violations supremacy. While it was predicted that China would win the overall violations count, the U.S. is putting it's weakening money where China's one billionth mouth is. Did...
August 13, 2008 - Say what you want about their factories, but the Chinese have high standards for attractiveness. Lin Miaoke, the nine year old who sang at the opening ceremonies of the Olympics was in fact lip-synching. The owner of the real voice, Yang Peiyi, age 7, was deemed by Politburo officials...
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August 13, 2008 - During the opening ceremonies for the Beijing Summer Olympics, it was hard not to notice that cute, beaming girl singing "Ode to the Motherland." It made us forget for a second about the China's myriad sweatshops, its lead-laced t...
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August 8, 2008 - Here are the highlights of the 32nd week of 2008:
10: The number of hours George W. Bush's aides worked with the President on his correct pronunciation of...
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July 29, 2008 - Peking Union Medical College Hospital in Beijing has a sex determination lab ready to test female Olympic athletes suspected to be males. The lab will use blood samples to test sex hormones, genes and chromosomes.
Uh oh. Is your gender "suspect?" Why not save yourself the embarrassment of being ou...
July 2, 2008 - In 2002, when the Guantanamo Bay detention camp opened, the U.S. was in need of some guidance on just how to torture interrogate the throngs of suspected terrorists. Rather than reading up on current interrogation techniques...
June 27, 2008 - I'm very flattered by the invitation to contribute to these pages, and a little trepidatious, since I am not a particularly intelligent person.
I lacked the intellect, for example, to understand that eminent thinker and philosopher Sharon Stone when...